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Friday, 5 April 2013

When all the women in the world love you, you are..............37213

Ek admi k lakh kosis k baad shadi nehi ho rahi thi....
Tow wo mannat magne apne MAA k sath tirth me nikal gai..........
Badnaseeb tow dekho ......
Tirth me apni MAA ko bhid me kho deta hai.......
Dund dund k pareshan ladke ne upper wale ko fariyad karte hue bola....
" A KHUDA TERI KYA HE KHUDAI ...APNI NEHI MILI BAPU K BHI GAWAI"
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When a woman loves you, you are a husband

When a few women love you, you are a man

When many women love you, you are a lover

When hundreds of women love you, you are an idol

When thousands of women love you, you are a leader

But,

When all the women in the world love you, you are not human...
You are a diamond, gold, a rupee, a dollar, a euro, or a yen. ;
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Boss: mere liye ek shisha le ke aao, Jisme mai apna
muh dekh saku...!
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Santa: nahi mila sir, Sab shisho par mera hi Muh
Dikhay de raha tha. :O :-D
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Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.

The first man was an Engineer,


the second man an Accountant,


the third a Chemist, and


the fourth was a Government Employee.



To show off, the Engineer called to his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."


T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.


Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.




But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,


"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."


Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.

Everyone agreed that was good.




But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff."



Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured
exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.



Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?"



The Government Employee called his cat and said, "CoffeeBreak, do your stuff."



CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet.......



ate the cookies........



drank the milk.......



sh*t on the paper.......





screwed the other three cats.......



claimed he injured his back while doing so.......



filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions........



put in for Workers Compensation................and


went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.............




AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!
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