Saturday, 6 April 2013

What is the new AIDS awareness slogan?...............................37913

A Nigerian was chewing Chicken bone after eating at KFC Eateries in New York, A white man sitting opposite watched Passionately as the Nigerian Crack Chicken bones, while He chew his own Biscuits.
Few Minutes later, after watching the Nigerian for a while, The Oyibo Man asked; "Hi, Please what do DOGS eat in Nigeria?" And the Nigerian replied; " Oh....DOGS eat Biscuits...!"
A drunk man is alittle bit pressed and goes to relieve himself in the nearby latrine.

Unfortunately, he entres the ladies toilets unknowingly.

He surprisingly meets a certain Lady in there who was pulling her panty on her waist after she had relieved herself.

The embarrassed lady shouts at him ''Hey! this is for the ladies!!!''

The drunk man paused , stares at her for a while then he pulls out his d!ck and says while pointing at it,
''This is for the ladies too!''
JOHNNY DOING EXAMS(Q=question) (A=answer)
Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least
enjoy the scene even if
their entry is Restricted!

Q: What is the new AIDS
awareness slogan?
A: Try different positions with the
same woman instead
of same position with different
Q: Why is Sex like shaving?
A: Well, because no matter how
well you do it today
tomorrow you’ll have to do it
Q: What will happen if earth
rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary
everyday and women will
bleed to death.
Q: Why do 90% gals have left
boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right
Q: What is the difference between
A: When you pull down the STAGE
CURTAIN, the show
is over, but when you pull down
the PANTY.. it is
Q: what does a Signboard outside
a prostitute’s house
A: Married MEN not allowed. We
serve the needy, not
the greedy...LOL
Akpors was in his new limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside.

He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

“Why are you eating grass ?” he asked the man.

“I don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied.

“Oh, please come to my house!” “But sir, I have a wife and four children…”

“Bring them along!” Akpors said.

They all climbed into the limousine. As they were going, the poor fellow said : “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in.”

Akpors replied, “No, you don’t understand. The grass at my house is over five feet tall it will be enough for all of your family members.

How would you describe Akpor????
During this Sunday Service in church, a priest gave the following sermon:

Dear Brothers and Sisters !!
Today I want to talk about a Piece of MEAT.

... YES.....THAT Piece of MEAT !!!!!! Sometimes strong and hard, sometimes loose.
That Piece of MEAT that separates brothers and sisters!!!!! Men and Women. !!!!!!!
That Piece of MEAT that causes Husbands and Wives to divorce!!!
That Piece of MEAT that causes hatred and jealousy between brothers.!!!!
That Piece of MEAT that causes women to fight with women,
It is that Piece of MEAT that is sometimes outside and sometimes more inside than
outside .
Beloved brothers and sisters,
It is that Piece of MEAT that can give so much pain, but it also brings a lot of UNBELIEVABLE PLEASURE !
Beloved Brothers and Sisters, that's the Piece of MEAT, I want to talk to you about : -
WHICH IS ...............­ ...


wHAT exactly were u thinking of????
Akpors went to a native doctor and requested to know how bright his destiny would be.
The native doctor drew a circle with
a white chalk and another circle with a black chalk. After that, he placed a dead cockroach on the floor and asked akpors to watch carefully.
He said he would recite some incantation to make the dead cockroach start crawling. He told Akpors that if the cockroach crawls into the white circle, it means that his destiny will be bright but if it crawls inside the black circle, it means his destiny
will be dark.
Finally he started his incantation and the dead cockroach started crawling. When it got in between the two circles, it turned and started crawling towards the
black circle.
Akpors watched and immediately it was about entering the black circle, akpors picked it and gently dropped it inside the white circle.
The native doctor who got furious asked Akpors why he did that, and akpors replied that he won't fold his arms and watch his destiny crawl into darkness because My
destiny is in my hands......
How would u describe Akpor???lol

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