Monday, 22 April 2013

Top 10 ways to avoid RAPE ------------------43013

Top 10 ways to avoid RAPE -

1. Don't live in India - Migrate to Bharat instead. (Courtesy - RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat)

2. Don't eat chowmein. (Courtesy - Khap Panchayat)

3. Don't go out with boys in the night. (Courtesy - Abu Azmi of Samajwadi Party). Better still - go on self imposed house-arrest.

4. Don't wear jeans. Fashion is strictly prohibited. (Courtesy - too may people to mention)

5. Get married when you are 16years old. (Courtesy - Khap Panchayat)

6. Don't use mobile. (Courtesy - Some Panchayat in UP)

7. Don't cross Maryada (Courtesy - MP Minister Kailash Vijayvargiya)

8. Say NO to anything remotely connected to western culture (Courtesy - RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat)

9. Perform puja to put "stars" in correct "position". (Courtesy - Chhattisgarh Home Minister Nanki Ram Kanwar)

And if everything mentioned above fails and you are still being raped, here is the last weapon

10. Call your rapist "Bhaiya". (Courtesy - Spiritual Guru Asaramji Bapu)

That ought to STOP THE RAPE!

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