Wednesday, 3 April 2013

✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ JUST FOR LAUGH ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿..........................36313

Sonia: I am bored, message me few jokes.

Manmohan: Madam, I am in a cabinet meeting taking important decisions.

Sonia: Ha..Ha..Ha..Good one.. Send few more..
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✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ JUST FOR LAUGH ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿
Papa:" Beta Facebook Ke
Bahir Bhi Ek Duniya Hai..!!
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Beta:" O Really Papa.. ??
Zara Link To Send Karna Uska..:p :O :D
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Men get frustrated bcoz they don’t understand how women think.
Women get frustrated bcoz they understand how men think.
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शैतान बच्चा!

एक बार पप्पू एक अनजान नंबर से संता को कॉल करता।

संता: हेल्लो।

पप्पू: उल्लो, पुल्लो, कुल्लो।

संता: कौन है बे?

पप्पू: एक इंसान।

संता: वो तो पता है नाम बोल?

पप्पू: मैं एक गंदा बच्चा हूँ।

संता: तेरी तो ऐसी की तैसी, कहाँ रहता है तू?

पप्पू: पृथ्वी पर।

संता: वो तो पता है, फोन क्यों किया?

पप्पू: तुझे परेशान करने के लिए।

संता: रुक कम्बखत, अपने बाप को बुला, गधे की औलाद।

पप्पू: हेल्लो पापा, मैं पप्पू।
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जैविक सब्जियों के फायदे!
एक बार जीतो ने संता को जैविक खाद द्वारा उगाई गयी सब्जियों के ऊपर एक लंबा चौड़ा भाषण दे डाला और कहा की अब से तुम जब भी सब्जी लाओ तो जैविक खाद द्वारा उगाई सब्जी ही लाना।

अगले दिन संता सब्जी लेने सब्जी मंडी गया और एक दुकान पर जाकर सब्जी वाले से बोला।

संता: अरे भाई मुझे अपनी पत्नी के लिए सब्जी ले जानी है, तो क्या तुम मुझे बताओगे की इन सब्जियों पर किसी रासायनिक या ज़हरीले पदार्थ का छिडकाव तो नहीं किया हुआ है ना?

सब्जीवाला: नहीं साहब, यह काम आपको खुद ही करना पडेगा।
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Santa's Truth!
Late one Friday night the policemen spotted Santa driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled Santa over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening.

"Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was something called "Happy Hour" and they served these mar-gar-itos which are quite good. I had four or five o' those.

Then I had to drive me friend Banta home and O' course I had to go in for a couple of Guinness - couldn't be rude, ye know.

Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later .." And Santa fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle of whiskey, which he held up for inspection.

The officer sighed, and said, "Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you to step out of the car and take a breathalyzer test."

Indignantly, Santa said, "Why? Don't ye believe me?!"
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"A husband & wife go to a restaurant.
The waiter approaches the table to take their order.
Man: I'll have the biggest, juiciest steak
Waiter: But Sir, what about the mad cow?
Man: Oh, she'll order for herself!"
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pappu calls the Help Desk to complain
a computer problem.
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pappu :"When I type computer
password, it just shows star starstar
star.. Whatz the hell ??
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Help Desk :"sir, those stars are
toprotect you, so that if a person
standing behind u, they can't
readyour password... :p
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pappu :"Yeah, but stars appear even
when there is no one
standing behind me.. :p :O
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SANTA in court(sad): Bachpan me agar maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj yeh din na dekhna padta.:(:'(

JUDGE: Kya kehti thi maa?:/

SANTA: Judge sahab aap bhi bewokoof wali baat kar rahe ho. Jab baat hi nahi suni to kaise bataau kya kehti thi..
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Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaye hue the.
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Kanjus: Thanda piyo ge ya
garam?.
Mehman: Thanda.
Kanjus: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?.
Mehmaan: Pepsi
Kanjus: Bottle mein piyo ge ya glass me?.
Mehmaan: Glass me..
Kanjus: simple glass me ya design wala?.
Mehmaan: Design wala.
Kanjus: Lines wala ya flowers wala.?
Mehman: Flowers wala.
Kanjus: Gulaab wala ya chameli wala.?
Mehman: Chameli wala.

Kanjus: Sorry Yaar hamare ghar me Aisa glass nahi hai..... ;-)
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