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Saturday, 27 April 2013

Jokes.............Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?................45213

Teacher: Why Majority of South Indians R dark in complexion?

Santa at his best: Becoz they watch Sun Tv, Surya Tv, Udaya Tv... without Sun Screen Lotion...
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Santa is back again....!!!!!
Santa ki beti santa se......
Beti: Papa mere mobile me kisine
“I Love u”
Ka msg bheja hai
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Santa : Aisa msg
kabhi receive nhi karna chahiye
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Jiska hai use wapas bhej de!!
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Wife :janu.kash aap msg hote
main apko save karti jab chahe pdhti
husband:kanjus hee rahiyo.
Save hi karke rakhiyo.apni kisi sahele ko forward na karyo
Husband: Kaash main Ganpati hota. Tum roz meri pooja karti, mujhe laddu khilati, bada maza aata.
Wife: Haan kaash tum Ganpati hote, roz tumko laddu khilati, har saal visarjan karti, naye Ganpati aate, bada maza aata!:D :) lolz.
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APPLE Se "Vitamins" milta hain.
Vitamin se "Power",
Power se "Work" hota he.
Work se "PAISA",
PAISE se "Marriage" hoti he.
aur Marriage se "WIFE" milti he.
Wife se "Tension" hi milti he.
Aur Tension se Depression.
Depression se "DEATH."

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Le Beta,
Aur Khaa Apple.
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Biology sir: Can u tell me exactly where
iz ur heart......??
All boys shouted loudly
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In girls hostel....!!!!
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Teacher smiled and said:- "MERA
BHI......!" :P
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Wo konsa 1 mazak he Jo salo pehle b students karte the,

aaj bhi karte hai or
qayamat tak karte rahenge??
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Bahut masti ho gayi yaar ab Kal Se Seriously Padhai karnge...:p
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Sher ghAmAnd me sAbse puchh rAhA thA
is jungAl kA rAzA Kon hAi..
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Sher.. bAkri se, bAtA jungAl kA rAzA kon hAi..
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bAKri.. kApte huye AAp
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Sher.. Lomdi se, bAtA jungAl kA rAzA kon hAi..
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Lomdi.. kApte huye AAp..
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Sher.. GhAmAnd me hAthi se, bAtA jungAl kA rAzA kon hAi..
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hAthi usse uthA kAr pAtAk deta hAi..
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Sher.. Bol nA ni pAtA
mArtA Q hAi
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Due to fuel price rise, ROADIES will now be using horses in the next season instead of bikes,

& the show will be renamed
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GHODIES... :p
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Ek Student mandir main bol raha tha
Hey Bhagwan
Teri Kirpa
Teri Daya
Teri Shradha
Teri Aradhna
Teri Bhakti
Teri Archna
Teri Pooja
Teri Aarti
Teri Maya
Teri Geeta
Teri Vidhya
Teri Riddhi
Teri Siddhi
Teri Laxmi
Teri Karuna
Teri Meher
Teri Leela
Teri Mahima...
Meri ek bhi nahi ?? :P
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Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?

Banta- haan :)

Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
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Banta- oye

pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte! :O :p ;)
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