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Friday, 26 April 2013

Jokes...............Bhoot Ko Dekhte Hi; Ladkiyon Ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayin...................44513

Student brain is like the barmuda triangle... ;-))

Information goes in and then its
never found again...
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Ek Shadi Mein Achanak Kahin Se Ek Bhoot Aa Gaya !

Bhoot Ko Dekhte Hi; Ladkiyon Ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayin,
Wahan Par Ek BABA Jee Bhi The,
Unhon Ne Ladkiyon Ko Kaha Ke:"Sari Ladkiyan Mu Dho Len

Jab Woh Sab Mu Dho Kar Ayi To;

"Unka Face Dekh Kr Bhoot Ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayi.."...;)
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What Is Superman's Favrt Song... ??
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Hawa mein udta jaye mera laal duppata malmal ka .... :p
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Next Fair and Lovely Ad :
First no one Likes the girl's Profile Picture on Facebook .

Then she applies Fair and lovely. In 4 weeks she gets 1000+ likes on her new pic :P
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Bush: Osama mile toh use fod do!!!

Gandhi: Hinsa achi baat nhi, use chod do!

Einstein: Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do!

Manmohan Sonia: desh k liye mujhe vote do.:P

Arnold Schwarzenegger: ­ Biceps build karne k liye uspar
load do!

Bill Gates: Windows unlock karne k liye use code do!

Rajnikanth: oye admin ! mere karname duniya k samne lana chodhh do

And d best 1
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ACP Praduman: Daya, khooni andar hai main kehta hu
darwaza tod do..;) :P
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Wife: I Have Changed My Mind..

Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now??
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Bholu ne apne frnd ko lunch pe invite kiya..... ... ... ... ►

Bholu apne friend se: tumhe khane mai kya pasand hai..!!???

friend : I like fish.. .... ...

Bholu: pr mujhe toh fish banana nahi ata hai..!!!

friend: mai batata hu..yeh le recipe ( likh kar dediya)

Bholu market gaya...woh fish le kr aa raha tha raste mai 1 chil ( Eagle) ushka fish le k udd gaya

Bholu Chillate hue kaha: leja leja chorni.....pr pakayegi kaise??
recipe to mere pass hai...!!!!????
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Santa, Banta & one more were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his hand.

Santa stopped and tells him: We are already three, sorry, there is no space.
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प्रोफ़ेसर:
why are you late ? गर्ल:
सर, एक लड़का मेरा पीछा कर रहा था प्रोफ़ेसर:
तो late क्यूँ हो गयी? गर्ल:
सर,लड़का बहुत स्लो चल रहा था :)
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Titanic Ke Saath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Rahva Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Baniya: Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahin Khareeda.
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Umpire: No Ball

Nehra: But my foot was inside the line

Umpire: Par daant to bahar tha na
 
 
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