Thursday, 4 April 2013

If titanic was made in bollywood !!............................36713

Santa: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled? When asked him, he said, "Oye, that's for those who don't know Swimming.
Banta: I think that girl is deaf. Friend: How do u know? Banta: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are new
Santa: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile? Teacher: Me? No, why? Santa: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".
Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court. Banta to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
Santa in airplane going to Bombay . While its landing he was excited and shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay " Air hostess said: "B silent." Santa: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"
Banta got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU" Banta replied: "I Mr. YOU" !!.

After finishing MBBS Banta Singh started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said: "Oye, Torch is okay"
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Hindi films and the computers..

 
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 If titanic was made in bollywood !!

 If the Titanic was made in India:

  • 10. There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.
  • 9. There has to be a song with a girl wearing a white dress, singing in the rain.
  • 8. By the end of the movie he finds his mom, dad, sister and brother.
  • 7. It’s seven and half-hours long.
  • 6. The movie would be called “Doobta Hua Pyar”.
  • 5. Kate Winslet played by Madhuri Dixit, and Leonard Di’ Caprio played by Salman Khan.
  • 4. The boat would sink, because there are too many people on it.
  • 3. None of the people would float for long cause of the saris.
  • 2. They would be serving mango fruity on the boat.
  • 1. Wait a minute it was an Indian movie if you think about it.
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Can you imagine how many times we would hear “Bachaoooo”!!!
PS: The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother will float in the cold water for days and yet survive. The villain will drown in the first drops of water.
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