Tuesday, 30 April 2013

29 Lines to make you smile..................& Top 5 summer flirting tips......................46413

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.


3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal! To kill them.


4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.


5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.


6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me


7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.


8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.


9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.


10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.


11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.


12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.


13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.


14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.


15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?


16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!


17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.


18 . Procrastinate Now!


19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?


20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.


21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.


22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!


23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.


24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.


25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.


26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.


27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.


28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.


29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. 

Top 5 summer flirting tips for you

Karina Bose was watching Kabhi Haan 

Kabhi Naa and couldn't stop laughing

when Suchitra Krishnamoorthi got 

angry after Shah Rukh Khan called her



A surprised Karina says, "What was so 

insulting about it? What's wrong with a

 little harmless flirting!" We're with you

 Karina! There's nothing wrong about it.

 In fact, it can mean a lot of fun.

Haven't tried it yet? Well you are 

missing out on something, so here are




Look shy and sexy

Neha Arora, 26, an MBA student, says

 you should dress in a sexy manner, 

 without looking provocative. "You

 might end up attracting the wrong kind


guys, if you're showing too much skin," 

she says.

Neha uses the coy, vulnerable look 

instead. "And boy, does it work! I have 

got myself a lot of dates with that

 look," she says.


Use your eyes


Rebecca Ferreira, a 25-year-old textile 

designer, says using your eyes is the

 best way to communicate. "Once he 

catches your eye, raise your eyebrow

 and give him the once-over from top to

 bottom and back again!

Then flash a flirtatious smile in his

 direction and he'll instantly be drawn

towards you," she says.

Use the magic touch


"It helps to get a little touchy-feely

 when you are flirting," says 


 psychology student Anita Rebello. She

 suggests you pretend to reach out 

just beyond the guy's shoulder and

 (innocently!) put your hand on his 


"You don't need to do much. A light 

touch will communicate your interest,"

she adds.

Body language


"Always keep your cool and don't 

appear too eager," advises Karuna


a 27-year-old interior decorator. But


yourself loose. Yes, we mean literally!

"Don't hold your limbs too tightly

 against your body. Maintain a little 


but not so much that you are 

completely out of his personal space," 



Flirting is a great stress reliever, but if 

you don't intend to take him home with

 you for the night, don't take it too far. 

Learn the difference between

harmless flirting and giving out a signal

 that you're available for some naughty


"It's safest to flirt while you are 

hanging out with your friends. If things 


out of hand, you have help at hand,"

 adds Neha.

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