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Tuesday, 30 April 2013

29 Lines to make you smile..................& Top 5 summer flirting tips......................46413


1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
 

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

 

3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal! To kill them.

 

4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

 

5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

 

6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

 

7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

 

8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

 

9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

 

10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

 

11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

 

12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

 

13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

 

14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

 

15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

 

16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

 

17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

 

18 . Procrastinate Now!

 

19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

 

20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

 

21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

 

22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

 

23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

 

24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

 

25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

 

26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

 

27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

 

28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

 


29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. 
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Top 5 summer flirting tips for you
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Karina Bose was watching Kabhi Haan 


Kabhi Naa and couldn't stop laughing


when Suchitra Krishnamoorthi got 


angry after Shah Rukh Khan called her


 a 

flirt.


A surprised Karina says, "What was so 


insulting about it? What's wrong with a


 little harmless flirting!" We're with you


 Karina! There's nothing wrong about it.


 In fact, it can mean a lot of fun.


Haven't tried it yet? Well you are 


missing out on something, so here are


 some


 tips.

 

Look shy and sexy

 
Neha Arora, 26, an MBA student, says


 you should dress in a sexy manner, 


 without looking provocative. "You


 might end up attracting the wrong kind


 of 

guys, if you're showing too much skin," 


she says.


Neha uses the coy, vulnerable look 


instead. "And boy, does it work! I have 


got myself a lot of dates with that


 look," she says.

 

Use your eyes

 

Rebecca Ferreira, a 25-year-old textile 


designer, says using your eyes is the


 best way to communicate. "Once he 


catches your eye, raise your eyebrow



 and give him the once-over from top to


 bottom and back again!


Then flash a flirtatious smile in his


 direction and he'll instantly be drawn


towards you," she says.
 

Use the magic touch

 

"It helps to get a little touchy-feely


 when you are flirting," says 


23-year-old


 psychology student Anita Rebello. She


 suggests you pretend to reach out 


just beyond the guy's shoulder and


 (innocently!) put your hand on his 


shoulder.


"You don't need to do much. A light 


touch will communicate your interest,"


she adds.
 


Body language

 

"Always keep your cool and don't 


appear too eager," advises Karuna


 Pradhan, 


a 27-year-old interior decorator. But


 let 

yourself loose. Yes, we mean literally!


"Don't hold your limbs too tightly


 against your body. Maintain a little 


distance,


but not so much that you are 


completely out of his personal space," 


Karuna 


says.

Flirting is a great stress reliever, but if 


you don't intend to take him home with


 you for the night, don't take it too far. 


Learn the difference between


harmless flirting and giving out a signal


 that you're available for some naughty


 fun.


"It's safest to flirt while you are 


hanging out with your friends. If things 


get 

out of hand, you have help at hand,"


 adds Neha.
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