Tuesday, 5 March 2013

Women Gossip............26413

Challenge 4 all genious

1 larki ne 20 saal ki umar mei 1 box kharida

wo apny har brthdy pe us mei Rs.250 daal deti

or

uski behen us me se Rs.50 apny har brthdy pe nikal leti,

larki ki death 60 saal me hui,

jab box khula to us me se srf Rs.500 nikly Q??

Its a challenge 4 u& ur frnds
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( JANWAR )

1. Tota
Duniya ki har zaban bol sakta hai..

2. Oont
15 din tak bager kuch khaye safar kr sakta hai..

3. Dog
Dunya ka sb se ziyada wafadar janwar hai..

Agey na parho.!

Mat parho agey kuch nahi hay

Na parho .

Last warning hy.

Na parho?

Dekho izzat ka sawal hy.

Kaha na na parho!

Bat man lo!

4. Gadha

Jis kam se mna karo wohi krta hai!
Hogai izzat?
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After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said: ABCDEFGHIJK.

"What does that mean?" she asked.

"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot" he replied.

Smiling she asked: What abt IJK?

He replied: I'm Just Kidding!
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In Bihar
Vimla = Bimla , Vinita = Binita ,Van = Ban ,Wire = Bire
Par hudh to tab hui jab DULHE KI car pe sticker tha
Rakesh BEDS Geeta :=}
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Women Gossip

A lot of ladies sit together every evening in a park and talk non stop.

Today they are sitting very very quietly.

Guess why!

You see, today they are ALL present, so they don't know who to gossip about......
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Santa: When did you start wearing earrings?

Banta: Since the day my wife found them in my car!
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Difference Between Horror &
Beautiful Night
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Beautiful Night Is When You Hug
Your Teddy Bear and Sleep.
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Horror Night Is When Your Teddy Hugs You
Back
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Funny Questions and Answers.........

What is the opposite of 'Dominos' ?
Think...
Tired?
"Domi doesn't know"

One more!
What is the opposite of 'Pizza Hut' ?
Tired again?
Pizza hatna mat"
Ok, another one!

What is the opposite of 'Gopalakrishnan' ?
Keep thinking...
It's 'Come-Palakrishnan'

Stop banging your head! Last one...
What is the opposite of "Subramanium Sawmi" ?
Gave up?
Subramanium didn't see me!

Ok, ok, last one promise...
What is the opposite of Jogeshwari ?
Jogesh don't worry.
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And answer to above quiz
 
 The Girl was Born on 29th Feb., She has her bday after every 4 yrs in 40 yrs, she had 10 bday's only. She dropped Rs.250 ten times Total 2500/-Her sister withdrew it every year in 40 yrs. Total withdrawl 40 x 50 = 2000........Balance Amount Rs. 500/- Only.
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