Saturday, 2 March 2013

Wife kab milegi TT Saab?..............25113

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home with your wife. ”

“Why?” asked somebody from the audience.
“I watched my wife’s routine at breakfast for years,” the expert explained. “She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time.

One day I told her, ’Honey, why don’t you try carrying several things at once?’”

“Did it save time?” the guy in the audience asked.

“Actually, yes,” replied the expert. “It used to take her 30 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in ten.”
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Grls status on fb -"Wo Bewafa Nikla"

Comments by Guys.....

1. Dear wo apke layak tha hi nahi
2. Tum kahan wo sala bandarkahan
3. Humne to pahle hi kaha sab mere jaise nahi hote
4. Kabhi hume try karke dekho pata chalega bharosa kya hai
5. Jo bhi hua acha hi hua dont worry sweetu . . .
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Guys status on fb -"wo Bewafa Nikli"

Comments by close friend

1. Saale teri shakal hi gadhe jaisi hai
2. Tere se bas aaj tak koi pati hai??
3. Tujh jaiso se bhi ladki pategi...
4. Usse teri Namardi ka pata chal gaya hoga
5. Tere se kuch nahi hoga dude chal ab uske no. mujhe de ....
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Fighter pilot Santa kamyabi ke baad
Apna Plane land karne per bahut khush hua..
Niche utarne pe ground staff ne ussey hatho hath lia aur uski uniform utaarne mein help karne lage..

Santa (Proudly): Aaj maine Pakistan ke 4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1 tank ko mara hai..
Ground Staff: Wo sab to theek hai lekin sir ji apne 1 galti kar di .....
Santa : Kaun si galti ?
Ground Staff: Bas aap isi khushi mein

Pakistan mein hi land kar gaye hain... 
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राहुल का मोबाइल टॉयलेट में गिर गया..
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तभी टॉयलेट दैत्य प्रकट हुआ और गोल्डन कलर
का मोबाइल उसे दिया...
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राहुल: नहीं प्रभु मेरा मोबाइल सोने का नहीं था..
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दैत्य:- अबे गधे .. धो ले इसे.. :D
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There was a man who wanted a pure wife. So he started to attend church to find a woman. He met a gal who seemed

nice so he took her home. When they got there, he whips out his manhood and asks "What's this?" She replies "A

cock." He thinks to himself that she is not pure enough.

A couple of weeks later he meets another gal and soon takes her home. Again, he pulls out his manhood and asks the

question. She replies "A cock". He is pissed because she seemed more pure than the first but oh well.

A couple of weeks later he meets a gal who seems real pure. She won't go home with him for a long time but

eventually he gets her to his house. He whips it out and asks, "What is this?" She giggles and says "A pee-pee" He

thinks to himself that he has finally found his woman.

They get married but after several months every time she sees his member she giggles and says "That's your pee-

pee." He finally breaks down and says "Look this is not a pee-pee, it is a cock."

She laughs and says "No it's not, a cock is ten inches long and black."
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Recent Railway Budget's Effect on Santa:
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Santa-
Berth bhi confirm ho gya, char Stsn bhi gujar gye.. Wife kab milegi TT Saab?
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TT-
Ghochu!
Wife nhi, Train mein Wi-Fi dene ko kaha gya hai !!:O:P
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Teacher: Mai Kisi Pe 1 Nazar Daal K Bata Sakti Hon.
K Woh Mere Baray Mai Kya Soch Raha Hai.

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Student: Mis Jab Aapko Pata Chalta Hoga.
To Barri Sharmindagi Hoti Hogi Na?
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LADY ROBOT AS SECRETARY

Seen my new secretary?" asked the businessman.

"Yeah," his buddy replied," she's gorgeous."

"Well, she's a Robot, the latest model from Japan."

"Jeez, that's amazing! What can she do?"

"If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation.

you squeeze her right tit, she types 185 wpm for you.

And when you screw her it feels better than the real thing.

" "Sounds perfect."

"l almost got hurt once, though."

"How?" "Well," he grimaced,

"let's just say I didn't know her ass was a pencil sharpener."
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Here comes the NANO
A "Nano" breaks down on the road. A BMW 750
stops to help the old driver of Nano. The helping
driver says, "I'll tow you to the next service station,
but if I drive too fast, please flash your headlights
and honk." They set up slowly but only a mile down the line, a
Porsche speeds past at 180 KMs/Hour.
The BMW driver forgets about the Nano and guns it
after the Porsche.
Na Na Na Na Na.... Don't start feeling bad about the
Nano. The Best Part:
So, all the three tear through a speed trap by our
own Mumbai Police. And, the HQ receives a
message from the cop on radio.....
"You won't believe.... I've a BMW and Porsche racing
past 200 KMs/Hour with a Nano behind them honking and flashing lights madly to overtake
them............."
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