Saturday, 23 March 2013

Why fall in love and get hurt ? .................32913

A Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.

He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.

To Kill time he decides to have fun with him.

He calls him.

Senior Manager (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?

Canteen boy smiles

Senior Manager what are your future plans?

Canteen boy keeps quiet

Senior Manager where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Canteen boy gives a cold stare.

Senior Manager Jab mai Pune aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi tha .. Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai

naam hai ..,

shohrat hai .,

paisa hai

Izzat Hai .,

tumhare paas kya hai?

Scroll down to find out his answer

Don't think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki "Mere paas Maa hain"

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Canteen boy Sa'ab mere paas bahut KAAM hai .
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ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi--

o zara touch me touch me
touch me ---
aur tabhi pappu utha ladki ko chu liya aur bola--

himmat hay toh aage gaa-----d
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Question: If devil catches your wife, what would you do?

Answer: You can do nothing. If devil has committed a mistake, let him face the consequences.
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Girl:" Aap mujhe lift denge to main aapko apna cell no. dungi :))
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ENgineer boy:" Jahan chaho wahan chhor dunga,

number vmber rehne do,

bas 100 Rupees. ka petrol dalwa dena bahen ji ;))

Uff! Mehangai ne Engineers ko bhi shareef bana diya hai...
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A Guy Searching These
Keywords On Google
"How To Have a
Free Dinner At A 5 Star Hotel"
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Google Search Result
"R u an engineer " .:p
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baba puneet maharaj ki mukh niskrut bani...

duniya mein kuchh yesa kaam karo kadar dan....

gaur farmayiyega.....

duniya mein kuchh yesa kaam karo kadar dan....

jis gali mein bhi tum guzro awaz aye...abazan...abazan...:P

mere ko aaj mar padne wala hei...:)
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ek aaurat aam bale se sikayat ki...
maine apne bete ko do kilo aam lane ke liye
tumhare paas bheja thha,ye to ded kilo he...
aam bale ne jabab diya...
apne bete ko b jara taulo...adhakilo jyada ayega..
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EK BAAR SANTA JUNGLE MEIN KHO GAYA..
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Uuse dhoondne k liye BANTA jungle mein gaya.
. waha wo kuch adivasiyo se mila.
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BANTA:- Mujhse pehle koi aadmi aaya tha..
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AADIVASI:- Ha, aaya tha..
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BANTA:- Kaisa tha.. ??
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AADIVASI:- TASTY
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Why fall in love and get hurt
When u can fall in a "naali" ,
get hurt and healed quicker?
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student life definitions
* This is Student Life *
Definition s Altered..

1- SPEED :
Getting ready in 5 minutes

2- SHARING :
Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way

3- PRESENTATI ON SKILLS :
Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions

4- EDITING :
Your report contains at least 5 pages less than the person from whom you copied

5- MULTI TASKING:
Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming, making teacher's sketch and still pretending that you are listening what teacher is saying.

6- ART :
Beautiful art on the last page of note book.

7- SENSE OF :
Provide best unintentional to
teachers during Viva

8- CONSISTENCY Y :
Once a Zero, always a Zero!

9- VOICE MODULATION :
Attendance in 5 different voices.

10- STAMINA :
Tolerating teacher for consecutive1 hour

11- PERIPHERAL VISION:
Staring at your crush, no matter where so ever he/she sits

12- HUMANITY :
Failing and keeping the consistency of giving others a chance to top!

13- TALENT :
Make whole class laugh no matter how tense...
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