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Monday, 25 March 2013

The Smart Husband.................33613

Ultimate bezzati...!!

Ladka:" Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Kahi Bhi Rahe, Mai Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pahchan Lunga..
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Ladki:" Mujhe Pehle Hi Pata Tha Saale, Tu Hai Hi Kutta... :p :O
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K.G. Boy: Mam may I go to toilet?

Mam: No, First tell me Alphabets from A to Z...

Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN_ _QRS_UVWX_Z.

Mam: Where's P,O,T,Y ?????

Boy (silently): In my Pant..... :/
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ART OF LIVING
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Husband comes home from his ART OF LIVING session. He greets his wife & lifts her and carries around the house with a smile.

Wife is so surprised & asked, "did Guruji preach something about being romantic today"

Husband said, "No. Guruji told us that We must carry our burden & sorrows with a smile!!!"
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 ***** (5star joke )
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip ticket — If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabby. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail.
The cabby said, “If you don’t have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!” So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.
The businessman got in the first cab in the line, “How much for a ride to the airport,” he asked? “Fifteen bucks,” came the reply. “And how much for you to blow me on the way?” “What?! Get the hell out of my cab.”
The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result. When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked “How much for a ride to the airport?” The cabby replied “fifteen bucks.” The businessman said “ok” and off they went. Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.
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T20 & IPL ki wajah se Cricket bahut
improve hui hai.Hume bhi apna
Examination System improve karne k
liye exams me ye steps lene chahiye:

1. Har paper 1.5 hour ka & 20 Marks Ka
ho...
2. Har 30Min. k bad DISCUSSION k
liye Break ho.

3. Hume 1 Free Hit di jaaye, Jisme
Student Apni Marzi k 1 sawal ka apni
Marzi ka Jawab de.

4. Pehle 20min. ka
Power-Play...,
jisme Examiner Hall se baahar rhe.

5. Har correct Answr Pe sheela aur
munni aakar Dance kare......
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The Smart Husband
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Once Mom asked: Whom do you Love more....
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Me or your Wife?

Husband replied: I don't know..
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but your Love makes me forget my Wife & Her Love & care reminds me of You! :))
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