Monday, 18 March 2013

Lekin muje 3 saliyo ka tajurba hai!.................31313

Kabhi jo apne lahu se…
maine use khat likha tha..

Kabhi jo apne lahu se…
maine use khat likha tha..

kal shaam ko woh khat,
mujhe bhelpuri ke sath mila tha! 

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Ek sardar ne 4 manzil ka ghar
banwaya

Construction ke baad, upar wali manzil par orange color karwaya…
aur neeche wali manzil par likhwa diya…
“Same as Above”
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Bhakt: Bhagwan, Lambi umar ke liye kya karna chahiye?
Bhagwan: Shaadi…
Bhakt: kya usse umar lambi ho jayegi?
Bhagwan: Nahin, Par Lambi lagne lagegi!!
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Extreme Chichoragiri -
Girl: Kaun Ho Tum
Boy: Hasrat Tumhari
Girl: Takte Ho Kya
Boy: Surat Tumhari
Girl: Karte Ho Kya
Boy: Pooja Tumhari
Girl: Kafir Ho Kya
Boy: Aisa Hi Sahi
Girl: Chahte Ho Kya
Boy: Mohabbat Tumhari
Girl: Pachtaoge
Boy: Qismat Hamari
Girl: Married Hoon Main.
Boy: Pehle Bhonk Deti, MANHOOS MAARi..
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Secretary apne boss se :
“Aap ki biwi mujhe itni shak bhari nazro se kyon dekh rahi hai?”

Boss: Kyon k tumse pehle wo meri Secretary thi..
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Teacher : pappu batao akbar kaun tha
Pappu : pata nahi sir…
Teacher : padhai ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega
Pappu : achaa sir aap batao suresh kaun hai
Teacher : pata nahi…
Pappu : apni beti ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega!!
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Santa: Aaj mere paas paisa, bangla, gadi he.Tere pas kya hai?
Banta:Mere paas bhi paisa, bangla, gadi hai.
Santa:Abey saale, Fir hamari Maa Kiske paas hai?
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Gabbar : Gande..!…
Samba : Tu ganda..!!…
Gabbar : Gande..!…
Samba : Tu ganda..!!…..
Gabbar: Abbe Dhakkan, GUN DE GUN!!

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Santa 1 interview mein,
Sir: Apko kitne saalo ka tajurba hai?
Santa: Sir maaf karna,
maine salo ko to ‘Try’ nahi kiya,
lekin muje 3 saliyo ka tajurba hai!
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