Monday, 25 March 2013

How women's bank will be named ??.......33413

A pregnant woman’s husband couldn’t bear to be in the delivery room at the time of birth. So he left, and rang up later to check if the baby had arrived. The nurse said, “It’s a girl, but there’s another one on the way.” He rang again later and the nurse said, “It’s another girl but there’s another coming. He rang once more and the nurse said, “It’s a boy but there’s another coming.

He couldn’t stand it anymore, so he went to a pub and got drunk.

An hour later, really nervous, he dialed the hospital, and accidentally called the sports line. “How many did we get mate?” he asked.

The person at the other end said, “198 all out… and the last one was a duck.”
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Santa Har Sunday Ko Holi Kehleta
Tha.
Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ne Santa Se
Pucha,
Tum Har Sunday Ko Holi Kyun
Khelte Ho?
Santa - Maine Kahin Padha Tha Ki,
"Sunday Is A Holi Day"
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A guy calls a law office and says, “I want to talk to my lawyer.”

The receptionist replies, “I’m sorry, but he died last week.”

The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, “I told you yesterday, he died last week.”

The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says, “I keep telling you, your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?”

The guy says, “Because I just love hearing it.”
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Perhaps women's bank will be named such as... I SHE I SHE I,, HDF SHE, S BIWI I...etc
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"Jo tumko ho pasand wahi baat kahenge..agar tum din ko raat kaho to hum raat kahenge"
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Commited ppls & Husbands plz stand up ur national anthem 4 Happy Married Life is bieng played above
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Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha!
Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..?
Aurat: Mera Pati kya, mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.
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Bore ho rahe ho...???
Life me masale ki kami hai...???
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To kisi anjaan ke shaadi me ghus jao aur
chillakar kaho
"Don't marry baby... I still Love you.
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Lutero Ne Ladki Ke Zevar Loot Liye.
Log Bole: Shukar Karo Bhabhi Ki Izzat Nahi Looti.
Bhabhi: Kamino! Izzat Bech-Bech Kar Hi To Zevar Liye The.
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Star Plus Serials...

1st episode: Aik larka aur larki
miltay hain.:-P
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78th episode: Dosti ho jati hai.:-P
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124th episode: larka: kia tum
mujh se shadi kerogi?:-P
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250 episode: larki: soch ker
bataugi:-P
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341 episode: larka: aray tum...

kahan thi itni dair?

shadi ka
koi plan banaya? .:-P
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474 episode: larki : i am
married:-P .
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