Sunday, 31 March 2013

Girl In Romantic Mood............35313

नेट बैंकिंग के लिए संता ने पासवर्ड बनाया ::
राम - सीता - लक्ष्मण - भारत - हनुमान - दिल्ली - शक्तिमान

बंता : यार इतना लम्बा पासवर्ड क्यों बनाया?
संता : यार बैंक वाले कहते हैं पासवर्ड में 5 कैरेक्टर, 1 कैपिटल और
1 स्पेशल कैरेक्टर होना चाहिए ;)
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The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he wouldlose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight,but he had a problem.”What’s the problem?” asked the doctor.I’m 2400 kms from home.
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There were eleven people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane.Ten were sardar, and one was a girl. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn?t, then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the girl said, “I’ll get off.”After a really touching speech from the girl saying she would get off, all of the sardar started Clapping.
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Three sardars who work in the same office notice that their boss has started leaving work early every day. One day they decide that after he leaves, they’ll take off early, too. After all, he never calls or comes back, so how will he know?The 1st Sardar is thrilled to get home early. he does a little gardening, watches a movie and then goes to bed early.The 2nd Sardar is elevated to be able to get in a quick workout at her health club before meeting a dinner date.The 3rd Sardar is also very happy to be home early, but as he goes upstairs he hears noises coming from his bedroom. he quietly opens the door a crack and is mortified to see his wife in bed with HIS BOSS! Ever so gently, he closes the door and creeps out of his house.The next day, the other two Sardar talk about leaving early again, but when they ask the 3rd Sardar if he wants to leave early also, he exclaims, “NO WAY! Yesterday I almost got caught!”
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In The Past,

People Would Greet Others By Removing Hat..

AND,
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Now-A-Days,

By Removing Ear-Phones.
Sach me zamana badalgaya hai.....
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Two Sardar walk into a bar, each orders a drink. They go and sit down and start toasting and cheering, “51 days! 51 Days!!” About five minutes later, another Sardar walks in, orders a drink, and joins the other two in the cheering.Finally, another Sardar walks in with what looks like a picture. He puts the picture thing in the middle of the table, and starts cheering with the others, “51 days!51 days!!The Bartender starts too get really curious, so he walks over to discover that the picture is a Puzzle. He walks over to one of the Sardar and asks, “What on earth are you doing??”"Well,” the Sardar says, “everyone thinks Sardar are so stupid, so we proved them wrong. On the box of this puzzle, it says 2-4 years, but we finished it in only 51 days!!!
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Restaurant Manager: 'Why are you looking worried?
Chef: There are lot of Ants in Soup and other cooked food. I don't know what to do?
Restaurant Manager: Don't worry. I will announce that today we are having Chinese Food festival!
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Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.Wife observes the whole episode.Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this?Sardar replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.
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A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a sardar standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Santa is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the sardar and asks him, “Ah excuse me sir, but what are you doing?”Santa replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.”"How?” asks the man, puzzled.”Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field.”
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HEIGHT OF RECESSION......
You Swipe your ATM card....
And Bank ATM Machine shows this message
"AGEY CHALO BABA"
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Girl In Romantic Mood: Oh Honey, Tu Jahan Jahan Chalega Mera Saya Sath Hoga…. Mera Saya, Mera Saya….
Boy: Mujhe Pehle Hee Laga Tha Ki Tu Bhutani Hai…..
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