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Monday, 11 March 2013

Ek techer ek ladki ko kisS Kar rha tha... ..28913

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A: So The Mosquitoes Can Enjoy Different Flavors ..
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Dukaandaar to santa : Aap roz meri dukaan per aate ho magazins dekhte ho aur chale jaate ho, kabhi kuch lete kyu nahi ?
Santa : Theek hai (100 ka note deker) 50 - 50 k do dedo
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Ladkiyan ek dusre ko gift deti
hai
perfume
earring
suits
flowers
chocolates
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.or ladke..??
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Ye le LADKI ka number..
Bas mera naam nahi aana
chahiye........ .
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My Friend Said
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That He Wants
To Be Alone For Sometime,
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So I Advised Him to Deactive FB A/c and Make An Account On Orkut..!!!!
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Leaflet in my Morning Newspaper:

ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC ? CALL NOW! WE CAN HELP..?

I called....
It was a Liquor Shop offer:
Buy 5 & get 2 free!!!!!
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Principal R0UND pe nikla
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Usne dekha ek techer ek ladki ko kisS Kar rha tha... :

Principal: what is this????

Techer: maar se samazti nhi sir,
Is liye pyar se samza rha tha...
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Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam?
Son : Absent !
Father : You were absent on the day of the exam ?
Son : No, but the boy who sits next to me was !
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Classic Insult:
Teacher: Tum log roz 8 ghante
soya karo.
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Student : Impossible Sir! College
sirf 6 ghante ke
liye hota hai!
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Ultimate insult..

I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'
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Husband Just texted his wife :::Thanks for giving me such a great life. You're the best.({})
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She texted back : kitne peg piye hain? X_X

moral: she know's what iz his husband's life.
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Ek Aadmi ne Police me Shikayat ki---- Meri Patni Mujhe Belan, Chimta, Gilas, Chamach jo bhi hath lagta hai usi se marti hai......

Inspector------Aisa kab se chal rha hai....????

Aadmi -------- Pichle Paanch saaal se........

Inspector--------- Pehle shikayat Kyun nahi ki.....?????

Aadmi ------- Dar-asal ab uska nishana PAKKA ho gya hai.....!!!!!
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