Saturday, 9 March 2013

Biwi ki Baho me Aaram.......My Jokes.............27913

Ek aadmi ko raaste mai patthar mila.
Us par likha tha , Isse palat do, kuch ban jaoge
Jaise hi usne palta dusri taraf likha tha
Mubarak ho tum BEWKOOF Ban Gaye..
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Class Room is Like a Train

1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP . .

Nxt Two Benches r General coach
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Then

Last Two Benches r Vry Demanded.

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Bcz Its."SLEEPER COACH"
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150 ?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance
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Intelligent Son..

12th Pass krne ke baad..
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Father: Ab tum kya krna chahte ho?
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Boy: "BBA"
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Father: Very good!! par ye "BBA" hota kya hai??
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Boy: "Biwi ki Baho me Aaram"
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On women's day  ..special.
All the Major things a woman needs in her lifetime start with the letter "M".
Man.
Money. .
Makeup.
Mercedes.
Movies. ,
masti. ,
mall. ,
maggie ,
Last but not the least. And most imp.
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Maid
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A policeman caught a drunk Santa at night "HOW HIGH ARE YOU?"..

Santa says Wrong English!

It should be "HI, HOW ARE YOU!"
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Love is a 'Post Card'
Life is a 'Visiting Card'
Wife is a 'Memory Card'
Pati is 'ATM Card'
Girl fnd is a 'Debit Card'
Padosan is a 'Greeting Card'
Saali is a 'Recharg Card'
Saala is a 'Farzi Card'
Mother-Father R 'Pan Card'
Child is a 'Identity Card'
But....b
FRIENDS R "AADHAR CARD"
Har jagah Kaam Aayege !
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Movies of school life
Classes- Bardasht.
Attendance- Hera pheri.
Class room- No entry.
Teacher- Janidushman.
Exam- Evil dead.
Examiner- Don.
Frnd during paper- Hum aapke hai kaun?
Viva- Encounter.
Marking- Andha kanoon.
Exam time- Qayamat.
Cheating- Lage raho munna bhai.
Question paper- Ek paheli.
Answer paper- Kora kagaj.
Result- Sadma.
pass- Chamatkar.
Fail- Devdas.
Future- Na tum jano na hum.
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Physics would have been much
easier...

If...

If...

If...

If...

The tree itself had fallen on
Newton’s head instead of the
apple..!!

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Which is the most dangerous
alphabet of all?

“W "!!

B’coz all worries start with "w"

Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
War!

And finally
Wife....!

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How Newton died?

He died after seeing south Indian
movies...

Because he couldn’t bear
Rajnikant breaking all the laws of
physics which he made...

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Moral of the movie- Robot-
A girl can not only spoil a man but
even machines!

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A sign at petrol pump...
"Plz ... don't smoke here ...
Your life may be worthless, but
petrol certainly isn't...!"

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The real problem does not start
when a boy starts looking at girl.
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It begins when she turn back and
gives a smile.

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Imagine

U & I join NASA

After 1 month

The Americans will have to
change the name from NASA to...
sarvanasa

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The trouble with the world is that,

The stupids are full of confidence
and the intelligents are full of
doubts

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A student grabbed a coin, flipped
it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study.

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You know a crazy fact of today’s
generation:
Once upon a time, girls used to
cook like their mothers.

But now they drink like their
fathers...!!!
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1 Saasu maa Apne 3 Damado ka
pyar dekhne ke liye dariya me kud
gayi

1st damad ne bacha liya... . . Saas
ne use Car di

2nd day fir kudi.2nd damad ne
bachaya, to bike mili.

3rd day fir kudi . . .3rd damad ne
socha"Cycle hi reh gayi hai, kya
fayda"Aur saas doob gayi.

Agle din us damad ko Mercedes
mili..Kaise...???
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Sasur ne di..
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