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Wednesday, 27 February 2013
Wife Wanted ! Do you fulfil these requirements ?...............
FISHERMAN : Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and
clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of the
SALESMAN : Once in a lifetime offer,to get
yourself the original, genuine article. Oneof the most handsome and
smartest bachelors around is now looking for a wife. And you could be
the lucky one he chooses! Has own house, car and successful career!
ECONOMIST : There is demand of a wife. Though supply is no problem, my
requirements are high. However the Elasticity of my demands should not
bear too heavy a burden upon the national interest.
MATHEMATICIAN : Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must
be numerate and understand complex algebraic logarithms. Needed to help
further my family unit.
IT CONSULTANT : Well there is
definite room for improvement in my life. The speed of my current flows
of information and processes is slowing down and the inclusion of a wife
into the programming of my life is bound to improve efficiency.
Compatibility could be an issue.
BUSINESS MAN : Wife wanted for company.
POLITICIAN : I feel there is a need in this world, to improve the ways
we live, to harmonize the processes of life and to build upon past
differences and short comings. I believe that we the people need someone
to share our lives. To feel the joys of parent hood, and bear the
social responsibilities, as we should in a civilized society.....
......... ... (etc etc and never getting to the point)
DEALER : Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. Should be in
excellent working condition. Should not have a third party insurance.
FARMER : Wanted a wife from good stock. Required for breading.
LAWYER : I hereby propose to solicit myself as an eligible candidate
for the post of wife after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for
should be strictly - a girl with evidence to support this view that she
is a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and
jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. Any objections would be overruled.
Apply in strictest confidence as all liabilities are null and void in
the event of failure on your part of any kind whatsoever.
PILOT : Wife required to fly through life together. Only level headed
applicants need apply. She must not have her heads in the clouds, but
have her feet firmly on the ground. Her heart must be in it for the long
haul. And she absolutely must also be aerodynamically sound!!!
BANKER : Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service for which no service charges would be payable.
ACCOUNTANT : Required a girl endowed with mind boggling assets + a
good head for figures. remember BOTH conditions need be fulfilled.
Tendency towards making unnecessary expenditure will prove to be a
liability in the selection process. Her very nature should be one of
generating as more income in my life as possible. She will be profited
from the alliance with a nice personality [ME] and this relation will be
to the credit of her family.
SHARABI : Wanted a girl.
Girl's father should preferably have a drinks factory. I am an
occasional alcoholic who drinks only when friends come round that is
only seven times a week. Girl preferred who can take me from bar to
ghar-bar. Meet personally in a bar or send drinks for trial. Sample
should be ample.
BUILDER : Wanted a wife to help build upon
the foundations of my life. Must be homely and willing to build
relationship from the ground up. Pillars of solid safety and beams of
understanding will be provided.
DOCTOR : I am looking for a
wife to cure the emptiness i am experiencing. She must be capable of
injecting happiness in my life. She should not wrangle me in the vicious
circle of multiple tests. However if she feels the need for a second
opinion then it's fine by me.
ARMY COMMANDO : My mission in
life is to find myself the perfect wife. Successful applicants must be
able to use a penknife and a compass. She who dares wins. Camouflage
RACE CAR DRIVER A model wife required to fit in with my fast track life. Must be able to keep pace.
ASTRONAUT : I'm searching for a wife to fill the black hole my life has become.