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Thursday, 28 February 2013

Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger??...............24513

  Common between a man and a dog--



  1. Both Take Up Too Much Space On The Bed.
  2. Both Have Irrational Fears About Vacuum Cleaning.
  3. Both Are Threatened By Their Own Kind
  4. Both Like To Chew Wood.
  5. Both Mark Their Territory.
  6. Both Are Bad At Asking You Questions.
  7. Neither Tells You What’s Bothering Them.
  8. Both Tend To Smell Riper With Age.
  9. The Smaller Ones Tend To Be More Nervous.
  10. Neither Does Any Dishes.
  11. Neither Of Them Notice When You Get Your Hair Cut.
  12. Both Like Dominance Games.
  13. Both Are Suspicious Of The Postman.
  14. Neither Knows How To Talk On The Telephone.
  1. Neither Understands What You See In Cats. 
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 A real Lucky Guy
 A deformed and ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.




"What are you so happy about?" asks the bartender.




"I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks; like in the movies.




I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.








Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made …. All night, all over the house. We did everything;!"




"Fantastic!" exclaimed the bartender. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"




"Dunno...never found the head."
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Every Mom’s advice to her son ………..





1960’s Mom to her son— beta, apne caste ki ladki
se hi shaadi karna


1970’s…………………….. Apne religion ki


1980’s ……………………. Apne level ki


1990’s ……………………. Apne desh ki


2000 ……………………. Apni umar ki
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2009 AFTER WATCHING DOSTANA ……………………. Koi bhi ho,
Par Beta Ladki se hi karna….…..….. !!!
KYUNKI MAA DA LADLA VIGARD GAYA
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Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering,
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!
He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about,.
'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'

The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us.

Just then they came upon another cave.
The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
Immediately, there was the answer.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.

He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave.
As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found.
There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran.

 


The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read...............










You'll like this...............


























NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!
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Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger



There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese.....

Thumb represents your Parents Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings Middle finger represents your-Self Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner & the Last (Little) finger represents your children
Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip.
Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later.
Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)...., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate lives.
Now join the Index fingers and separate your Little fingers (representing your children)...., they will open too, because the children also will get married and settle down on their own some day.
Finally, join your Little fingers, and try to separate your Ring fingers (representing your spouse).
You will be surprised to see that you just CANNOT....., because Husband & Wife have to remain together all their lives - through thick and thin!!
Please try this out......... ISN'T THIS A LOVELY THEORY?
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