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Friday, 8 February 2013

When girls wear tight fitting dresses........16013

Ek baar ek aadmi kahin cook ki naukari ke liye interview dene gayaa. wahaan usase poochhaa gayaa ki pahle kidhar kaam karte the. 
Usane kisi ka naam liya to fir poochha gayaa ki wahaan kaam kyon chhodaa. 
Use nikaalaa gayaa thaa, jisaki vajah usane bataai ki ek chhoti si galati hui thi. usane bataayaa ki ek baar use daal banaane ke liye kahaa gayaa aur usane ek cheez chhod kar sab kuchh daal diyaa tha. jab poochha ki wah ek cheez kya thi usane kahaa ' daal'.
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Ladki :Chalo chupaa chuppi khelte hain ,Agr tumne mujhe dhoond liya
to tum mujhe jo bhi kahoge main karungi , Agr tumne nahin dhoonda
to main tum se jo bhi karne ko kahungi tum naa nahi karoge. . . .
Ladka :Theek hai . Lekin ek baat bataao ...Tum Mujhse kya karvaogi ?
Ladki replied : Hum SHOPPING CHALLENGEY .....
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Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes to play in the water. Shortly thereafter, the boy runs to his mother and says, 'Mommy, I saw some ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!'

The mother cleverly replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber they are!'

With that, the little boy runs back into the water and continues to play. Several minutes later, though, the little boy runs back to his mother and says, 'Mommy, I saw some men with dongs a lot bigger than Daddy's!'

'The bigger they are, the dumber they are!' she replies.

With that, the little boy runs back into the water and continues to play. Several minutes later, though, the little boy runs back to his mother and says, 'Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more he talked, the dumber he got!'
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छोरा छोरी तै : बोल्या के तेरे पेपरा की त्यारी किसी चाल रही सै....??
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छोरी बोल्ली : मेरा टारगेट तो फ़ैल होना है
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छोरा बोल्या : क्युँ....??
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छोरी : मेरी माँ ने नु कही है के 60% नंबर आगे तो कॉमर्स दिवा दूंगी
70 % आगे तो साइंस
और
... जै फ़ैल होगी.... तो ब्याह करवा दूंगी :)
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Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
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What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Any guess?
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Ok i will tell you..
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Tom & jerry cartoon begins!
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1 admi shadi ke liye marriage bureau gaya
Office band tha aur bahar notice laga hua tha:-
"1 baje se 3 baje tak office band rahega...
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TAB TAK AAP PHIR SOCH LEIN"
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English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we.
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Pyaar ladko ko bhi chahiye, aur
ladkiyo ko bhi...:))
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Diff.. is dat...
ladkiyo ko Yashraj ki movies wala
chahiye..
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And ladko ko...
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Imran hashmi ki movies wala
chahiye...
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