Friday, 1 February 2013

Now more hilarious Questions. Enjoy.......13213

If you melt dry ice, can you take a bath without getting wet?
If you buy powdered water what do you add to it?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?
If you put instant coffee in a microwave oven would you go back in time?
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalkeeper?
How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
Why isn't the word, 'phonetically' spelled with an ' f '?
Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has a right to talk?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Why are there flotation devices under aeroplane seats instead of parachutes?
How important does a person have to be before he is considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up about every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do the Americans choose from just two people for president and fifty for Miss America?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no one can eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Why is it that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window?
Why is it that you drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?
Why do people say "the alarm just went off" when it just came on?
If a word in the dictionary were mis-spelled, how would we know?
Is a babysitter a teenager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teenagers?
Is a bigamist a man who makes a second mistake before he corrects the first?

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