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Saturday, 2 February 2013

LOvely Ways To Impress A Girl on this valentine day !!!......13913

Ek Premi Joda Park Mein Bethe Thhe Aur Apas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe

Ladki Ne Apne Premi Ke Pyar Ki Parakh Karte Hue Us Se Puchha.

Ladki: “Agar Tumhe 8 Bxxxs Mile To Kya Karoge?”

Ladka Khushi Se Jhumte Hue: “Main Use Ji Jaan Se Dabaunga… Chusunga… Chaatunga… Uspar Latak Jaunga…”

Ladki Ye Sun Kar Gusse Se: “To Wahaa Udhar Ek Kutiya Soyi Hui Hai, Chal Jaa Aur Shuru Ho Jaa“
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College Life:

Means... 8 frnds, 1 bike but no petrol.. :-P
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Means... Exam night, 6 dufers & no notes...! :-@
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Means... Sitting on sea view, 6 smokerz & 1 cigarette...! :-D
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Means... Principal call for insult, 6gangster & all r saying pehle tu ja pehle tu ja...! :-P
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Means...1 girl, 6 frnds & all r saying, teri bhabhi teri bhabhi...! B-)
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Means... Everything stupid but sumthing sensible LIKE friendship...♥ :))
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Sexy Girl Goes 2 Dr with mom
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Girl- Medical checkup karana
hai.
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Dr- sare kapde utar ke parde ke
piche let jao..>=)
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Girl- mera nahi, mummy ka.:p
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Dr- Mataji Jeebh dikhaiye... X_X
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Ek larke ne larki k0 pr0p0se kia!!!
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Larki ne larke k0 khub mara!
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Utha utha k mara...!
Chapal se mara...!
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Patharo se pita...! .
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Ghasit ghasit k mara...!
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Larka utha aur kapre jharty huy
bola...... !!!
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T0 phir me INKAAR samjhu!!!:D:p
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Sunny Leone has had one of the most successful career transformation.

FROM

C:\data\Newfolder\StudyMaterial\Java\Code\data\etc

TO

E:\Hindi Movies :P
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Ek Aadmi Ka Gala Beth Gaya, Bahut Koshish Ki Par Aaram Nahi Mila.

Raat Ke Do Baje Tang Aakar Apni Biwi Se Bola: “Kuch Samajh Mein Nahi Aa Raha Hai Ke Kya Karoon?”

Biwi Boli: “Ismein Sharmaane Ki Kya Baat Hai Samne Hi Doctor Ka Ghar Hai, Chale Jaao”

Pati: “Raat Ke Do Baje Kisi Ke Ghar Jaate Acha Nahi Lagta”

Patni: “Doctor Ka Farz Hota Hai Mareej Ko Dekhna Aur Theek Karna, Rat Ya Din Ka Koi Matlab Nahi Hota Ismein”

Pati Ne Is Baat Ko Socha Aur Pareshani Ki Haalat Mein Samne Wale Apartment Mein Pahunch Ke Dawaja Khat-Khataya,

Ander Se Doctor Ki Biwi Ne Pucha: “Kaun Hai?”

Pati (Gala Bethi Hui Awaaz Mein): “Main Hoon Aapka Padosi, Doctor Sahab Hai?”

Ander Se Biwi Ki Sexy Awaaz Aayi: “Nahi Hai, Aa Jaao“
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Santa was driving a Helicopter
near kashmir,
after somtimes it crashed,

Anyhow,
he saved,
when people asked what happened.
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he said..
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"it was too cold so I
switched off d fan." :-P
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Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
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Aajkal ki ladhiyon ki dress-
Yahan se less
Wahan se less
Kabhi sleeveless
Kabhi backless
Aur koi ladka ghoor kar dekhe to
KAMINA CHARACTERLESS
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Lawyer- Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse ?

Pathologist- No.

Lawyer- Did you listen to the heart ?

Pathologist - No.

Lawyer- Did you check for breathing ?

Pathologist - No.

Lawyer - So, when you signed the death certificate you weren't actually sure he was dead, were you ?

Pathologist - Well, let me put it this way.... The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk..

But I guess it's possible.. he could be out there practicing law somewhere. :-P
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10 ways to impress a girl on 14th
Feb!
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1. (Walk up behind girl and point
fingers shaped like gun into her
back)
"You're under arrest!"
... (For what?)
"For stealing my heart."
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I
have
one?
3. Are your legs tired?
(girl: Why?)
Because you have been running
through my mind all day!
4."I lost my phone number, can I
borrow yours?"
5. Can you give me directions to
your
heart? I've seemed to have lost
myself
in your eyes.
6. (Take a look at the tag on the
girls
shirt, jacket, etc.)
She would say,"What are you
doing"
respond,"Oh, just checking to
see if
you were made in Heaven."
7. (Pick up a flower and walk over
to
girl.)
"I was just showing this flower
how
beautiful you are."
8. Is it hot in here or is it just
you?
9. Walk up to a gal and say:"Are
you
from Greece?"
"No"She answers.
"Oh, I thought all the Women
goddess
were from Greece"
10. Do you believe in love at first
sight,
or do I have to walk by you
again??
Hahahahaha LOvely Ways To
Impress A Girl =DD
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Ek aadmi ki shadi hui,

Dost se Mashwra liya k apni BV ka DiL kese
jetoon ?

Frnd: Us k pas Cigrette laga kar jana or dhuwa
us k muh pe mar k kehna:
Agar tum kaho to ye adat bhi chhor sakta hoon....

Us Aaadmi ne jaa kr esaa hi kia.
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BV ne sun kar jawab dia:

"NAi its ok. Agar GOLDFLAKE hai to ek
SUTTA Mujhe bhi marna hai. :P
 
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आधुनिकता की पराकाष्ठा तो देखो ठलुओ
कि
एक लडका अपने बाप के सामने सिगरेट पी रहा था तो मैने कहा- बेटा बाप के सामने सिगरेट नही पीते ।
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लडका- बाप ही तो हैँ कोई पेट्रोल पंप थोडे न है ।
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