Smile Please !! Here I am with my Hindi Jokes and Chutkule. हिंदी चुटकुले और कार्टून्स
Wednesday, 13 February 2013
Interview of a married man for the benefit of the unmarried ones............18513
Interview of a married man for the benefit of the unmarried ones
Reporter: So how is your married life? Mr. Bansal: First of all, “married life” is an oxymoron.
Reporter: But people say marriages are made in heaven? Mr. Bansal: Only if heaven is full of Chinese people.
Reporter: So yours was an arranged marriage, how was it?
Mr. Bansal: Arrange marriage for a man is like Eid for a goat. They
treat him like a prince, feed him with great foods, and dress him with
bright colors and then…
Reporter: Hmm, so when did you realize that married life is dangerous? Mr. Bansal: I knew it from day one, marriage is danger, that’s why the bride always wears RED.
Reporter: I’ve heard that arranged marriages last longer that the love ones? Is it true? Mr. Bansal: Love marriages, hahaha, mostly it goes like this: We are made for each other. We are mad for each other. We are maid for each other.
Reporter: If it is that bad then how married people pass their time? Mr. Bansal: They watch a lot of TV. Wife watches “Punar-Vivah” and husband wants it for real.
Reporter: So, why you guys don’t do any fun things, like playing games together?
Mr. Bansal: Yes we do. Me and my wife, we are playing a game called
“You to be blamed”, very close game, right now she is leading by 1876 –
Reporter: Okay, tell us, what kind of conversations you guys make while you’re free?
Mr. Bansal: She asks a lot of questions, every wife does, and as we
start answering their questions, they start questioning our answers.
Reporter: So any tips you wanna share? Mr. Bansal: Yep, quite a few: (A). Don’t waste your energy trying to make her laugh, she’ll treat you like a clown anyway. (B). Never reply to your wife’s “I love you” text with an OKAY. (C). Remember, a perfect husband is one who apologies every time his wife makes a mistake. (D). And yes, take you wife on holidays to different places of the world, that will increase chances of her being lost. =D
A Family Is At The Dinner Table. The Son Asks His Father, “ Dad, How Many Kinds Of Boobies Are There? ” The Father, Surprised, Answers: “ Well, Son, There’s Three Kinds Of Breasts. ” “ In Her Twenties , A Women’s Breasts Are Like Melons, Round And Firm. ” “ In Her Thirties To Forties , They Are Like Pears, Still Nice But Hanging A Bit. ” “ After Fifty , They Are Like Onions . ” “ Onions? “, Son Surprised “ Yes, You See Them And They Make You Cry. ” This Infuriated His Wife And Daughter So The Daughter Said: “ Mum, How Many Kinds Of ‘ Willies ‘ Are There? ” The Mother, Surprised, Smiles And Answers: “ Well Dear, A Man Goes Through Three Phases. ” “ In His Twenties , His Willy Is Like AnOak Tree, Mighty And Hard. ” “ In His Thirties And Forties , It Is A Birch, Flexible But Reliable. ” “ After His Fifties , It Is Like A Christmas Tree . ” “ A Christmas Tree? “, Daughter Asked “ Yes, Dead From The Root Up And The Balls Are For Decoration Only. “