Sunday, 24 February 2013

How many of you love your husbands?...........

Today's Reality :

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Big House

Small Family

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More Degrees

Less Common Sense

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Advanced Medicine

Poor Health

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Touched Moon

Neighbours Unknown

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High Income

Less peace of Mind

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High IQ

Less Emotions

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Good Knowledge

Less Wisdom

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Number of affairs

No true love

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Lot of friends on Facebook

No best friends

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More alcohol

Less water

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Lots of Human

Less Humanity

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Costly Watches⏰

But No time..!! ;)
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गृह मंत्रालय के "हैदराबाद बम धमाका" हेल्प लाइन में आपका स्वागत है...

अभी ताजे-ताजे हुए धमाकों की जानकारी के लिए 1 दबाएं।
-धमाकों पर गृह मंत्री के प्री रेकॉर्डेड सदाबहार बयानों के लिए 2 दबाएं।
-धमाकों पर प्रधानमंत्री की निंदा और कड़े कदम उठाने के बयानों के लिए 3 दबाएं।
-धमाकों पर प्रधानमंत्री के और ज्यादा कड़े कदमों के बयान के लिए 4 दबाएं।
-किसी ने धमाकों की जिम्मेदारी ली या नहीं ये जानने के लिए 5 दबाएं।
-धमाकों पर दिग्विजय सिंह के, RSS का हाथ है, वाले बयान के लिए 6 दबाएं।
-गलती से अगर कोइ आतंकी पकड़ा गया है और सरकार उसे बरसो तक सरकारी दामाद बनाये तो उसका नाम और धर्म जानने के लिए 7 दबाएं।
-आतंकी का कोइ धर्म नहीं होता जैसे बयानों के लिए 8 दबाएं।
-अगर आपका कोइ अपना इन धमाकों में मारा गया है तो गांधी जी की रामधुन सुनाने के लिए 9 दबाएं।
-पिछले मेनू है ही नहीं, इसलिए ये मेनू फिर से सुनने के लिए 0 दबाएं।
-और अगर आप खुद धमाके का शिकार हुए हैं, और अभी तक जिन्दा हैं तो अपना गला दबाएं।
कॉल करके लिए धन्यवाद
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There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.

The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?'
All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?'
Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember.

The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text: I love you, sweetheart.
Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.

Here are some of the replies:
1.Who is this??
2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?
3. I love you too.
4. What now? Did you crash the car again?
5. I don't understand what you mean?
6. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time.
7. ?!?
8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
9. Am I dreaming?
10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
11. I asked you not to drink anymore. I'll leave if you are tired of me??
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?".

The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.

"Yes I do" she replies. The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car having sex?"

"Yes, I remember" says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"

"I remember that too" she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today".
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GAON me BIJLI aane wali hai sunkr log Nachne lage.

1KUTTA bhi jhoom raha tha.
Logo ne puchha,Tu kyu khush hai?
Wo bola-BIJLI ayegi to KHAMBHE bhi to lagenge.
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Log Kahante Hai Ishq Mein Neend Udd Jaati Hai
Hum Se Bhi Koi Ishq Kare Hume Neend Bahut Aati Hai :-(
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Kabhi kabhi mujhe lagta hai ki lodkon se jyada khush naseeb to 'Cooker' hai...

Kyonki...

..uske seeti bajate hi ladkiyan uske paas to chali jati hain...:)
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