Thursday, 3 January 2013

Why is a bachelor skinny?????..............1513

 Wife: Pori Dunya Men Chirag Le Kar B Dhundo Ge To Mere Jesi Biwi Nai Milegi..

Husband: Tumhe Kis Ne Kaha K Dusri Bar B Tumhare Jesi He Dhundunga?

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Man Conducting Marketing Survey Asked A Lady: Which Book Has Helped You Most In Your Life?
Lady: My Husband's "Cheque Book"...!

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 Every woman needs a husband Bcoz there are a number of things that go wrong For everything u cannot blame God or the Government
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 GF-Chand kahan hai? 
BF-Chand do hai, 1 tum aur 1 upar. 
After Marriage:Biwi- Chand kaha hai? 
Pati-Andhi hai? wo upar kya tera Baap CFL jala k baitha hai.:-|
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2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.
Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite

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 Shaadi k turant baad pati k phone me Bibi ka naam:
My Life
mahine baad: My Wife
saal baad: Home
10 saal baad: Hitler
15 saal baad: WRONG NUMBER

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 Why is a bachelor skinny
and a married man fat?
-The Bachelor comes
home, takes one look at
what's in the refrigerator,
and goes to bed.
-The Married man
comes home,takes one
look at what's in the bed
and goes to refrigerator!

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..Biwi, husband se- Tumhe mere rishtedaar pasand nahi!
Husband: Kya baat kar rahe ho! Mujhe apni saas se achhi tumhaari saas lagti hai!
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Do U know full form of wife = " Worries in life Forever"

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 Feron k waqt Pandit n mehmano s puchha: Kisi ko iss shaadi pe aitraaz to nahi?
1 shaks: Mujhe hai !
Pandit: Tum chup raho, Tum dulhe ho!

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Mohan:Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?
Sohan:Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai

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Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER ........ Immediately after Marriage!!

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Life may hamesha Haste raho, muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho...
thaki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye ki……………
Tum... "KUWARE" ho…..

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Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband: "Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."

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A Man before marriage is - Superman.
After Marriage - Gentleman.
5 Years Later - Watchman.
10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.
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