Smile Please !! Here I am with my Hindi Jokes and Chutkule. हिंदी चुटकुले और कार्टून्स
Friday, 18 January 2013
What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?......7013
Girl (sharmaty hue): Ye Pyar kya hota hai? Boy: pyar ka rishta 2 insano main wohi hota hai jo cement or rait k darmiyan pani ka hota hai For Example Larka = Cement Larki = Rait Love = Pani ab agar cement or rait ko Aapas main mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge lekin agar in main pani mix kar diyajaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta. . . . . . . Girl (hanste hue): Kaminey tu shakal se he Mazdoor lagta he....:D:
Difference in 6 weeks, 6 months, 6 years -----------------------------------------------
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 6 months : Of course I love U. 6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?
*Back from Work:*
6 weeks : Honey, I'm home. 6 months : BACK!! 6 years : What did your mom cook for us today?
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring. 6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit in the living room. 6 years : Here's the money and buy yourself something.
6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone. 6 months : Here, for you. 6 years : DAMM PICK UP THE PHONE!
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good! 6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight? 6 years : AGAIN!!!!
6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, I'll never hold this against you. 6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again. 6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said?
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress. 6 months : You bought a new dress again??? 6 years : How much did THAT cost me?
*Planning for Vacations:*
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound?? 6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a ship? 6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???
6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight? 6 months : I like this movie. 6 years : I'm going to watch SPORTS CHANNEL, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!
Q and A on Pregnancy and Women...long read but it is hilarious :D
Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu? A: If it's the flu, you'll get better.
Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving? A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth.
Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question?
Q: What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model? A: Nothing (if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him).
Q: How long is the average woman in labor? A: Whatever she says divided by two.
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids? A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college.