Tuesday, 29 January 2013

How BEDROOM Smells After MARRIAGE.........11413

Bus Mein Bahut Bhid Thi,

Ek Admi Apne Samne Khadi Ladki Ko Chipak Kar Khada Ho Gaya
Aur Uske Badan Ko Bar Bar Touch Karne Laga.
Ladki Boli: “Ye Aap Thik Nahi Kar Rahe Hai”
Admi Bola: “Itni Bhidd Me Isse Achha Nahi Ho Sakta.“
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How BEDROOM Smells After
MARRIAGE:
1st 3 years ------Perfumes, ­Flowers,Chocola ­te,
Strawberry, Grapes. ..
After 3 YRS-------Baby Powder, JohnsonsCream & Lotions, Baby oils
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· After 15YRS-------Zan ­duBalm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray….
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· After 40 YRS------- Agarbatti
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How BEDROOM Smells After
MARRIAGE:
1st 3 years ------Perfumes, ­Flowers,Chocola ­te,
Strawberry, Grapes. ..
After 3 YRS-------Baby Powder, JohnsonsCream & Lotions, Baby oils
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· After 15YRS-------Zan ­duBalm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray….
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· After 40 YRS------- Agarbatti
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Bus me college ki ladkiya
chadhne se bus bhar gayi
or Pappu neeche hi reh gya.
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Conductor: No More
No More
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Pappu : Saale Morni-Morni chadha
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aur hum
aaye to no More..:P:D
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A man goes into his son’s room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare – the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, Auntie Susie dies.

One week later, the man again goes into his son’s room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare – the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, granddaddy dies.

One week later, the man again goes into his son’s room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare – the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.
The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified.

The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn’t eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk.
Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he finds his wife. “Good God, Dear,” he proclaims, “I’ve just had the worst day of my entire life!”
She responds, “You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning.”
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..Waiting room of a dentist
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Santa knocks the door
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Banta:"kaun hai.. ??
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Santa:"mai hoon..
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Banta:"mai kaun.. ??
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Santa:"le abe pagal khud ko hi bhool gaya tu banta.
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Ek Ladki Ki Saheli Uski Shaadi Ke Baad Pahli Baar Use Milne Aati Hai.

Wo Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahi Hoti Hai To Ladki Use Batati Hai

Ladki: “Mujhe Apne Pati Par Shaq Hai Ke Wo Roz Bahar Kisi Ladki Se Milte Hai”

Saheli Hairani Se Boli: “Ohhhhh, Ab Tum Kya Karogi?”

Ladki: “Aaj Hi Unke Pichhe Apne Dono Boyfriend Ko Lagati Hoon“
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Ek Ladki apne room mein baithi zor zor se ro rahi thi . . .
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Maa ne dekha to uske paas aayee aur boli "Kya hua beti? Mujhe bata. Main teri dost hoon na."
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Ladki boli "Kya bataoon yaar. Apne waale se milne gayi thi. Wahaan tere waale ne dekh liya aur meri jam ke pitaai kar di!!!"
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Aaj Fir 1 Santa Ne Kamaal Kar Diya

Wo BANK Me jaker So Gya

Puchho Q?
Qki
Usne Board Par Advertismt Padha
Ki

Yaha SONE Par LOAN Milta Hai. :p:)
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A conversation between man & woman

Man : How old are you ?
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Woman : A woman never tells her age.
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Man : Just tell me your age.
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Woman : Since i was 18 i never told anyone my age.
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Man : But i will know your age.
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Woman : How can you do that while for the last 10 years nobody ever made me say my age ?
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Man : Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahaha lol!
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A 13 years old girl
realized that she had grown hair between her legs.
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She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.
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Her mom calmly said :"That part where your hair has grown is called your monkey, be proud that your monkey has
grown hair", the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her 18 years oldsister:"My Monkey has grown hair."
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Her sister smiled and said :
"Le usme kya hai?? mere wala to Kele bhi khaane lagg geya"xD
The Mom fainted
Hahahahah
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Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer:
Princess Diana's death.

Question:
How come?

Answer :
An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
riding in a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian
who was drunk on Scottish whisky,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles,
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by a Canadian,
using American Bill Gates' technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian truck drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals...

That, my friends, is Globalization!
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