Thursday, 31 January 2013

Hilarious Questions ...........12613

Why don't they make all aeroplanes out of the same material as they do the black boxes?
Why do they nail down lids on coffins?
If Barbie is so popular - why do you have to buy her friends?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
Why is a boxing ring square?
If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Ever wondered what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Is there another word for synonym?
Why do pots of sour cream have an expiration date?
If you were to strangle a Smurf, what color would it turn?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes - why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavours and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
How do you write zero in Roman Numerals?

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