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Tuesday, 1 January 2013

'Help me, I have not seen a man for since 5 months'.........613

Mareez- Dr.Sahab Mein boht khush rehta hoon, Neend sukoon se aati hai,
Zindagi main Aman hi Aman hai, Har kaam main Dil bhi Lagta hai,
Koi pareshani hi nahi. Aisa kiyon hai ?
Doctor: Mein aap ki Bimari samajh gaya hoon.
Aap ki zindagi mein Vitamin "SHE'' ki kami hai..
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NAARAD MUNI's ADVICE SAYS TO ALL BOYZZ:
If ur GIRLFRIEND sends u romantic messages,then dont b very happy....
But think that who is sending those messages to her...??
My job is over...Narayan Narayan.......
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Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya kroge

husband=me baba ke pas jauga

wife=baba se kya kahoge

husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h
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friend1 - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
friend2- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..
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A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade
to his mother-in-law, with a note:
Dearest Mom,
If you pull this ring, I'll be able to get 3 days leave....
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This Doctor returns to his Clinic after a day off and asks his assistant Santa about his patients.

Santa: The first patient came with Headache. I gave him SARIDON.

Doctor: Good Job.

Santa: The second patient came with Running Nose and I gave him COLDARIN.

Doctor: Good job again!!

Santa: The third patient was a lady. She took-off her clothes on the couch and said, 'Help me, I have not seen a man for since 5 months'"

Surprised Doctor: What did you do then?

Santa: I put CIPLOX EYE DROPS in her EYES...!!
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Purane students ki gathering mein teacher ne puchha
School mein aapka koi kadva anubhav ?
Ek student bola,
Main aur meri wife isi school mein mile thea
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"How does Jeeto like being pregnant?" Santa asked his friend Banta.

"Oh, she's not pregnant," Banta replied, "she's expecting."

"What's the difference?" Santa pressed.

"Well," Banta explained, "She's expecting me to cook dinner, she's expecting me to do the housework, she's expecting me to rub her feet..."
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Consider This



If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can get going without pep pills,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring
aches and pains,

If you can eat the same food everyday
and be grateful for it,

If you can understand why your loved
ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can overlook it when those you love
take it out on you, through no fault of yours
something goes wrong,

If you can take criticism and blame
without resentment,

If you can face the world without lies and deceit,

If you can conquer tension without
medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

If you can honestly say that deep in your
heart you have no prejudice against
creed, color, religion, or politics,

then my friend...



You are ALMOST as good as your dog!
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