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Friday, 18 January 2013

"HAPPY MEN'S DAY"....................6813

Jo kehti thi tujhe dil mein lock
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Aaj ussi ne facebook pe block kar
diya =)) >=)
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For the 1st time something on a MAN, Do read it

Who is a MAN?

A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age.

He sacrifices his chocolates 4 his younger ones

He sacrifices his dreams 4 just smile on his parents face.

He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts 4 the girl he loves just 2 see her smiling

He sacrifices his full youth 4 his wife & children by working late @ night without any complain.

He builds their future by takng loans from banks & repayng them 4 lifetime.

He struggles a lot & still has 2 bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.

His mother, wife & boss all try 2 control him.

His life finally ends up only by compromising 4 others happiness.

Respect every male in your life.
U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.

Worth sending 2 every man 2 make him smile & every woman 2 make her realize his worth!!
BECHARA MARD...!?
Agar aurat par hath uthaye to BESHARAM,
Aurat se maar khae to BUZDIL,
Aurat ko kisi ke 7 dekh ker ladai kre to JEALOUS,

Chup rahe to DARPOK,

ghar se bahar rahe to AAWARA,

ghar me rahe to NAAKARA,

bachho ko dante to ZALIM,

na dante to LAPARWAH,

Aurat ko naukari karane se roke to SHAK KARNE WALA,

na rokey to BIWI ki kamai KHANE WALA,

Maa ki mane to CHAMCHA,

Biwi ki sune to Joru ka GULAM...

Na Jane Kab Aayega,

"HAPPY MEN'S DAY"
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Ek Baar Ek Indian Minister Obama Ke Saath Beach Par Jata Hai, Baaton-Baaton Mein Obama Ne Puchha Obama: “ Tumhe Swimming Aati Hai? ”

Indian Minister: “ Nahi ”

Obama Hanste Hue: “ Tum Se To Kutta Achha Hai Wo Bhi Swimming Kar Leta Hai ”

Indian Minister: “ Tumhe Aati Hai? ” Obama Ne Fatafat Jawab Diya: “ Haan ”

Indian Minister: “ To Sale, Tum Mein Aur Kutte Mein FarakHi Kya Hua? “

indian rocxxxx ..obama shocxx
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Today's Bravery Award Goes To........
Wife: Does this dress make me look fat ???
Husband: Stop blaming the dresses, honey :-)
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A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he
pointed out the location.

The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it
to the rancher. "See this fucking badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want... On any land! No questions asked, no answers
given! Do you understand old man?!"

The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores. Moments later, the rancher heard loud screams, he looked up
and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the ranchers big Santa Gertrudis Bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The old rancher threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and
yelled at the top of his lungs.....

"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!"
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I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car.

Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?"

I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend."

He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?"

I said, "No, she's an optician."
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While examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen. "I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz," says the mortician, "But I can't send you to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity."
The mortician removes the penis, places it in a jar and puts the jar in his briefcase. When he gets home, he decides to showit to his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he says, removing the jar from his
briefcase. "Oh my God!" she screams,"Schwartz is dead!"
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Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check- up, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious...
Here she is in the middle of her first run for President as Senator for New York .... now this has happened to her.
She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me
pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this!
I've just found out I'm five weeks pregnant and it's all your fault! Well, what have you got to
say?"
There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.
She screams again, "Did you hear me?"
Finally, she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice, in a barely audible whisper, he asks:
"Who's speaking?"
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