Thursday, 17 January 2013

इश्क का रोग था............6313

Dil Ko Sabse Zyada
Dard Kab Hota Hai..
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Jab Aap Bℓαckb℮ƦƦy. Charging Par
Laga
Kar Jaye,
Aur 2 Ghanta Baad Aakar Dekhe
Ki
Switch Board Par Button Off Tha.
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Doctor: Nurse, Tumne Bed No.5
Wale Patient Ka Blood Pressure
Check Kiya ??
Nurse: Haan Doctor 4 Baar
Blood Pressure Check Kar Chuki
Hoon, Har Baar High Ho Raha
Hai…
Doctor: Kuch Sochne Ke Baad
Bola: “Abki Bar Check Karo To
Apni T-Shirt Ke Uper Ke Button
Band Karke Check Karna“
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We want Justice:

Girl: Babe, delete her. I don't like her.
Boy: Okay, no problem. I deleted her for you.

Girl: Don't talk to her. I don't trust you guys talking.
Boy: Okay, I won't talk to her, baby.

Girl: Don't chill with her. I don't feel comfortable with it.
Boy: Alright, I won't see her so you don't have to worry.

Girl: You better not be flirting with any other girls.
Boy: I'm not, baby. I don't even talk to much girls anymore.
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Boy: Babe, delete him. I don't like him.
Girl: But I've known him for awhile. He's like a brother to me.

Boy: Don't talk to him. I don't trust you guys talking.
Girl: But we're just friends. There's nothing going on.

Boy: Don't chill with him. I don't feel comfortable with it.
Girl: But we chill in the same circle of friends, it's not like he doesn't know about you.

Boy: You better not be flirting with any other guys.
Girl: They're not flirting with me, they're just being friendly!
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Sardar Apne Friend Se: Aaj Ghar
Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.
Friend: Aaj Bade Mood Mein
Lagte Ho????
Sardar: “Abe Kahan Yaar, Bahut
Tight Hai, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki
Chaddi Pehan Li Thi.
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Ek aurat Bache ko liye ro rhi thi.

Ek sindhi ne rone ki wajah puchi, Aurat ne kaha k mera bacha bimar hai or dawa k liye paise nhi hain...
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sindhi ne 1000 ka note dia or kaha jao dawa lo or Rs.100 ka doodh bhi le lena Baqi paise mujhe wapis de do..

Aurat thori der baad dawa or dudh le ayi baki 650rs sindhi. ko wapis kr diye..

sindhi khush hua or sochne laga k Neki kabhi zaya nahi jati..

Doctr ko fees mil gayi, bache ko dawa mil gai

or...

mera nakli note bhi chal gaya.…
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Abraham Lincoln said that the
progress of any country depends on
4 things: Idea, Liberty, Trust &
Freedom.
In India:-
Idea is a sim card
Liberty is a footwear
Trust is a brand of condom &
Freedom is a sanitary pad.
God save this country !!!
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Jeeja: Main Tumhare Liye
Churiyan Laya Hoon.
Saali: Aap Hi Pehna Dijiye.
Jeeja: Are Yaar,Pehle Batati To
Kapde Aur Undergarments Le
Aata.
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Bhagwan Ye Kaisi Maaya Hai?

Apna Bachha Roye To Dil Mein
Dard Hota Hai, Aur Dusre Ka Roye
To Sir Mein.
Par Apni Biwi Roye To Sir Mein
Dard Hota Hai, Aur Dusre Ki Roye
To Dil Mein.
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USA - "If u attack us, we will attack u"

ISRAEL- "If u attack us, we will demolish u"

INDIA - "If u attack us, we will not play Cricket with U..=))
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Santa : kal me rat ko bathro0oM gya to andar bhoot tha. o_O

Banta: to phir kia hoa. :O
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Santa : hona kya tha, main bhoot se bola..... "tum karlo humara to wese hi nikal gayi hai". :D
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Modi & Obama were hving a discussion in a bar..A guy walks in & asks dem wat's d discussion abut? Modi:"V r planing to kill 14 crore Pakistanis & Angelina Jolie"Guy: Y Angelina Jolie?Suddenly Modi tells Obama,"C i told u, Nobody would care about 14 crore pakistanis!" :P
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कैसे मुमकिन था किसी और डॉक्टर से इलाज कराना, ए ठलुओ.. .....

....इश्क का रोग था.....

माँ की चप्पल से आराम आया ...:p:D
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A 54 year old woman had a heart attack &
was taken 2 the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near
death experience.
Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up ?"
God said, "No, you have another 34 years 2
live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided 2 stay in
the hospital & have a face-lift, liposuction,
& tummy tuck.
She even changed her hair color!
Finally she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the road on her way home,
she was killed by a truck.
Arriving in front of God, she asked,
"You said I had another 34 years 2 live. Why
didn't you save me from the truck?"
(You'll love this)
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God replied:
"I couldn't recognize you!" =D
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Strange fact ;
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Dunya main ek saanp aisa bi hai
jo har sec mai 0.5cm lamba hota
hai
aur thodi dair baad khud ko
kaat k mar jata hai..
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Ye saanp"NOKIA"ki Games mai
paya jata hai :D :p
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