Tuesday, 25 December 2012

Ur BODY SPRAY is simply superb babe.......155912

Chemistry at it's Peak....
Teacher: What happen when Carbon monoXide react with 2 molecules of Iron?

Student: Coffee.

Teacher: How????
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Student: Co+2Fe = COFFEE. :-D
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Sister : where does all the rain
water go?

Brother (irritated) : it goes to my head
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Sister : now i know why you always have a running nose :
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Santa mentioned 3yrs experience in his resume

Interviewer: Can u tell me
in which field u've experienced for 3yrs?
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Santa: In searching JOBS! 
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Nurse to Certified Kid:
Breathe deeply in and slowly exhale,
do it 3 times.
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Kid:"ok
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Nurse:"What do u feel now ??
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Kid:"Ur BODY SPRAY is simply
superb babe...:p :O :D :D
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Every tear is a sign of
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Cutting OniOns..!:O ;)

Every Silence is a sing of
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Zero balance ;)

Every smile is a sign of
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Daily brushing ;) :p

life is so simple Don't make it complex with difficult explanatiOns....
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Train me 1 ladke ne T.T.E. Se
kaha
"Mujhe subah 4 baje patiala utha
dijiye ga,
main na jagu to jabardasti utar
dijiyega.
Muje subah interview dena hai."
Subah 8 baje ladka jaga to patiala
nikal gaya tha !
Ladka TTE ko maa bahen ki
galiyan dene lga..!
Logo ne TTE se kaha ke wo apko
galiyan de raha hai
aur app chup-chap sun rahe hai.!!
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TTE- Main ye soch raha hun ki
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Subah jisko maine Zabardasti utar
diya hai
Woh kitni galiyan de raha
hoga..
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Two commerce students talking

X- oh sorry yaar heard about your breakup... :(

Y- yup

X- You must be sad na...

Y- No yaar We are commerce students!

I have kept 1 gf as reserve for doubtful debts...
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An old Indian woman slips n falls. She says, 'Hai meri kismat.!'

A foreigner girl walks past n says, 'Hi.... Merry christmas to u too. =D =))
 
 
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