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Tuesday, 11 December 2012

Rakhi sawant satsang kendra.........147112

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kaminey friendsss :D
1st friend:chup raho dekho ghar se
phone hai
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2nd friend: arre jara beer ke bottle to sarka idhar
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3rd friend: tune jo cigrate di wo
khatam ho gayi dusri de
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4th friend:(in female voice)
januuu yaha aao na plz aaaaooo naaa...:D
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ट्रेफिक हवलदार - लायसेंस बताओ!
चालक - नहीं है साब!
ट्रेफिक हवलदार - क्या तुमने ड्रायविंग लायसेंस बनवाया है?
चालक - नहीं।
ट्रेफिक हवलदार - क्यों?
चालक - मैं बनवाने गया था, पर वो पहचान पत्र माँगते हैं। वो मेरे पास नही है।
ट्रेफिक हवलदार - तो तुममतदाता पहचान पत्र बनवा लो।
चालक - मै वहाँ गया था साब! वो राशन कार्ड माँगते है। वो मेरे पास नहीं है।
ट्रेफिक हवलदार - तो पहले राशन कार्ड बनवा लो।
चालक - मैं म्युनिसिपल भी गया था साब! वो पासबुक माँगते हैं।
ट्रेफिक हवलदार - तो मेरे बाप बैंक खाता खुलवा ले।
चालक - मैं बैंक गया था साब! बैंकवाले ड्रायविंग लायसेंस माँगते हैं।
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 मुझे 21 दिसम्बर से ज्यादा चिन्ता
12 दिसम्बर की सता रही है ..!

क्यों की ...

इस दिन 12/12/12 है ...
और 12 बजके 12 मिनट 12 सेकंड पे
हमारे देश के प्रमुख 'उस्ताद'
कोई खतरनाक फैसला लेकर भोली भाली
जनता की एक बार फिर 12 ना बजा दे ...!
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 A local FM Radio was running a contest, and I phoned up. The RJ said, "Congratulation-s on being our first caller, all you have to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our grand prize."
"That's fantastic!" I shouted in delight.
"Feel confident?" she asked. "It's a maths question."
"Well, I've got a Masters in maths and am damn good at it," I proudly replied.
"Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 front row seats to a "Justin Beiber's" concert and to meet him back stage. What is 2+2?"

I replied, "7"
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Boyfriend & girlfriend on mobile -
Boy:kesi ho...??
Girl: f9 :)
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Boy: missing me..?
Girl:- :p
Boy: yar meri tabiyat khrab hai
Girl:- :O
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Boy: aaj kaisa din guzra...??
Girl:- ;)
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Boy: busy ho...??
Girl: umhm B-)
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Boy:- Koi paas hai...??
Girl: na :) .
Boy: To pagal ki bachi muh se kuch
bol bhi, apne Baap ki shaklay q
send
kar rahi hai..:/
Girl:- :'(.
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 Japan main 2 dost they......
1 ka naam tha “jo” aur dusrey ka naam tha “wo”
Ek din “jo” ke pas JIN aa gaya “jo” ne dar kar “wo” ko awaz di
“wo” bhag kar aya to JIN ko dekh kar “wo” ka intqal hogaya
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bus usi din se hi kehte hein…
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“JO” DAR GAYA, “WO” MAR GAYA !!

Hanso mat market me naya aya hai
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Mobile Aya
Camera Khatam
Mobile Aya
Wrist Watch Khatam
Mobile Aya
...Torch Khatam
Mobile Aya
Radio Khatam
Mobile Aya
MP3 Khatam
Mobile Aya
Letters Khatam
Mobile Aya
Calculator Khatam
Mobile Aya
Computer Khatam
Mobile Aya
Sakoon Khatam
Aur agar.............
apka “Mobile" ap ki "BV"
k haat aya to aap "Khatam."
''''''''''ha ha ha ha'''''''''
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Awesome weather in Agra... Couples are dating and singles are updating....:)
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Difference between falling from 1st floor and 10th floor...

10th floor:-
AAAAAAaaaaaaa....Dhup...
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1st floor:-
Dhup...AAAAAAAAaaaaaa.....
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 YAAR KUCH MITHA HO ZAAYE:------------->
DAIRY MILK KAA FULL,
FORM,
DARLING,
ALWAYS,

I,
REMEMBER,
YOU,
MEET,
IMMEDIATLY 4,
LOVELY,
KISS,
AB PATA CHALA BOY FRIEND HAMESHA APNI GIRL FRIEND KO ''DAIRY MILK QU DETE HAI...............!!
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Top 12 Funny Shops
:D

1. Gandhi Hair Dressers

2. Mallika saree emporium

3. Kalmadi Constructions

4. Jaylalita Fitness Centre

5. Dharmendra Dance Academy

6.Mayawti Beauty Parlor

7. Yamraaj Travels

8. Soor das optical

9. Inzamaam English Coaching

10. Mulaayam Speech Therapy School

11. Salman marriage beauro

12. Rakhi sawant satsang kendra
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Girls grow up so fast...
See how quickly our Maya Di has grown up.
Now she's discussing FDI...
Just a few days ago she was playing statue statue...;)
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New partition

Business was good at the local whorehouse and the madam decided to partition one of larger rooms. After the work was complete the carpenter asked for payment but was put off.

After several weeks he still hadn't been paid and he regularly threatened, "Pay me or I'll rip out the partition."

Finally the madam offered to pay him in trade. "Take any girl in the house and have your pleasure with her."

"I'll take you."

"Me? I'm an old lady. Take one of those young, good looking chicks."

"I want you."

So he took her upstairs and removed all her clothes, laid her on her back and put one finger in her pussy and one finger in her butt. "What are you doing?" she asked.

"I told you before. Pay me or I'll rip out the partition."
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