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Saturday, 22 December 2012

Rajnikant's top jokes.......My collection......Enjoy.........154112

अध्यापक: वाक्यांश के लिये एक शब्द (one word) बताओ....
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जिसके हाथ ना हो वह क्या कहलाता है??
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ठलुआ:-

हिन्दी में ठाकुर...
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और अंग्रेजी में. .hands free
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आधुनिकता .. सो कॉल्ड मॉर्डनिटी ...

एक दु:खद कहानी..

एक लडकी दो लडकों से बहुत प्यार करती थी ...
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लेकिन.. दुर्भाग्य से...
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वे दोनों...
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एक दूसरे से प्यार करते थे....:-P
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Confidence ..

Doctor 80 saal k borhay se: Is umar main jawan larki k sath shadi jaan lewa ho sakti hai ..

Borha: I don't care ..

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Agar marti hai to mar jaye .. :O :p
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Dear girls

If you think your dad, mom, teacher, brother, boss are strict and harsh with you..

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Wait for mother in law ... You would love them ALL
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A fan requested for
Rajnikant
jokes... here's the top  :

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from
Rajnikant
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of
Rajnikant  is called Logic

Rajnikant doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Rajnikant has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

There used to be a street named after
Rajnikant, but it was changed because nobody crosses
Rajnikant and lives.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell
Rajnikant stories.

Rajnikant won American Idol using only sign language

Rajnikant died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
 
Rajnikant has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Rajnikant won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards

Once the cop pulled over
Rajnikant....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.

Some magicians can walk on water,
Rajnikant can swim through land.

Rajnikant can cut through a hot knife with butter

Rajnikant and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Rajnikant once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Rajnikant doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it

Death once had a near-Rajnikant
experience

Rajnikant is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Rajnikant counted to infinity - twice.

Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Rajnikant
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Rajnikant will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Rajnikant can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Rajnikant once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

Rajnikant once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died

The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Rajnikant
' driveway.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Rajnikant
allows to live.

Rajnikant can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

When Rajnikant
does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

 
Rajnikant' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Rajnikant doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If at first you don't succeed, you are not
Rajnikant
Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

Rajnikant made a Happy Meal cry.

Rajnikant does not sleep. He waits.

Rajnikant won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.

They were going to put Rajnikant' face on Mount Rushmore but the rock wasn't hard enough.

Violence isn't the answer, Rajnikant  is...

Rajnikant doesn't mow the lawn. He goes outside and dares the grass to grow.

Rajnikant can whistle in five different languages, including sign language

  Rajnikant can't lose at dodgeball because the ball is nowhere stupid enough to hit Rajnikant

  Rajnikant doesn't believe in ghosts, but you can bet that ghosts believe in Rajnikat

  Rajnikant CAN talk about Fight Club.

  Rajnikant was in all 6 Star Wars movies............... As The Force.

  Rajnikant can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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