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Wednesday, 26 December 2012

Patni- Maine 'GADHO' Par Research Ki Hai........My collection of jokes for you............156512

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Patni- Maine 'GADHO' Par Research Ki Hai,
Wo Aapni 'GADHI' Ke Siwa Kisi Aur 'GADHI' Ko Kabhi Nahi Dekhta

Pati- Is Liye To Usey 'GADHA' Kehte Hain. ha ha ha
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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would
I be showing?
Ramu: Brotherly love.
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Teacher: Ramu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Ramu: Me!
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Bholu - Baba , mujhe aisa kaam batao ,kuch karna na pade ,
log kare aur paisa mujhe mile.
BABA*Ja Beta,....... Sulabh Sauchalaya khol le.....
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Banto Ko Apne Santa Par Bada Pyar Aya
Wo Boli, "Tusi Hazaron May ek Ho!"
Santa Ne Usko Kheench Ke Thapad Mara aur Bola, "BAKI 999 KAUN HAIN?"
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An old woman went to see her doctor about her constipation problem.

"It's horrible," she said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week."

"I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor.

"Yes, doctor," she replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a 20 minutes in the morning and again at night."

"No," the doctor said, "I mean do you take anything?"

"Naturally," she answered, "I take a book."
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Veronica and Deborah decided to split a can of Diet Pepsi. Veronica opened the can, and poured half the contents into her own glass, and half into her friend's glass. Before tossing the can, she stopped to read the nutritional information on the side.

"Only one calorie per can," she read aloud.

"Hmm," murmured Deborah. "I wonder which glass has the calorie?"
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A Man and his son were hiking in the grand canyon. The go around some bends, over some hills, and through some nooks. They round the bend and see a native American sitting on a rock.

The father points to the native American and says, "son, native Americans have the best memory of any peoples in the world."

The young son thinks he's quite the smart one and goes up to the native American and says, "What did you have for breakfast last Tuesday."

Without hesitation the Native American responds, "eggs." The son is impressed and goes on with the hike with his father.

30 years later the son is now a grown man, and is hiking the same trail with his own son. He goes around the same bends, over the same hills, and lo and behold, rounds the corner and there is that same native American on the same rock.

He's an older wiser man now, and will really test this native American. He walks up, raises his hand in greeting and says "HOW"

Native American responds, "Scrambled."
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 When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
 
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