Monday, 17 December 2012

Mallika Sherawat-- Jokes & jokes - Casting her in lead role.....150812

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Confidence dekho :
Mallika ne tailor ko 1 rumal dekar kaha mere 2
dress bana dena.

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Madam baki k kpde ka kya karna hai..!! LOL !
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Once a Father asked to his son “Do u know who is Sania Mirza”

Son reply “Tennis Player”

Second ques from Father “Do u know who is Mallika Sherawat? ”

Son Reply “Penis Player”



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Mallika Sherawat ke marne ke baad uski kabr parr likha hoga – “Bechari Pehli baar akeli soyi hai”



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Mallika Sherawat ko airport customs counter par check karte huye pucha “Matchbox me kya hai?”

Mallika Sherawat ne jawab diya “Pareshan mat karo. Is me mere kapde hain, aur kya?



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Reporter say to mallika-subah uuth ke sabse pahle aap kya karti hai.?

Mallika reply- subah uthkar sabse pahle main apne ghar chali jati hoon



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On KBC Mallika was on HotSeat,

AMITABH :-Mallika,What you like most in KBC?

Mallika: Fastest finger first



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What is Mallika Sherawat’s method of taking revenge?

It’s tits for tat



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Mallika says to Emran Hashmi…. chahe dunia jitni bhi kare hamare pyar ki birodh, hamare pyar ki raksha karegi super deluxe nirodh..



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Mallika sherawat’s patriotic song :

“ab tumhare hawale badan sathiyo…”



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Birthday wish to Birth day boys :

Ishwar kare Hardin Aapki khushiyan Petrol Ke bhav ki badhe, aur aapke gum Mallika Seravat ke Kapdon ki tarah ghaten.



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Which are the two countries Mallika Sherawat would like to go on a vacation?

Bra’zil and Thai’land
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If Mallika Shehrawat plays Dropadi in Mahabharat..
Duryodhan will say... Dussashan, pehna do bhabhi
ko saari, hum bhi to dekhen yeh vastron mein kaisi lagti hai
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गांधीजी और मल्लिका में समानता ?
दोनों ने कपड़े त्याग दिए एक ने देश के लिए दूसरे ने देशवासियों के लिए 
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Mallika Sherawat Decides To Suicide.
Sleeps On The Railway Track With Legs Wide Open.
Next Day Times Of India Headlines-
Shalimar Express Is Missing.
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MALLIKA se Ghode ki sawari karne k baad
ghodewala: Ghoda bahut khush hai..
Mallika: Meri taango ke beech jo be aata hai, khush ho jata hai.
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Mallika: I have been raped in the dark by a sardar! Police:How do u know he was a sardar? Malika: COz I had to tell him wat 2 do how to do.........
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Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess, what was written on it.??? ??? ?? Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear...
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Mallika Sherawat Ki Gali Mein Kelewala Aaya, Mallika Bahar Aayi To KeleWale Ne Kaha.
Kelewala: “ Behenji Kele Le Lo, Bahut Mote Aur Swadisht Hai ”
Mallika Sherawat: “ Kaise Diye? ”
Kelewala: “ Aath (8) Rupaye Mein (12) ”
Mallika Sherawat: ” Sath (7) Mein Tera (13) Deta Hai To Bol “ 
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Mallika Ko MIXER Pe Kaam Karte Dekh Ke..
Naukar Bola- Madam JUICE Bana Rahi Ho Kya?
Mallika- NA Re Baba! Main to Apne Kapde Dhoo Rahi Hu.
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 Mallika sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi, pichhe se ek ladka bola : Ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
  Mallika: Bhag jaa harami 3 din se lift le rahi hoon abhi tak ghar nahi pahuchi. 
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 Income Tax Officer Zor Zor Se Has Raha Tha.
Clerk: “Kya Hua?
Officer: “Mallika Sherawat Ka Return Hai
Clerk: “To?
Officer: “Kapde Pehnti Nahi Aur Laundry Ka Bil 11 Lakh Bataya Hai
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Director: Malika Sherawat Suhaag Raat Ka Scene Hai Aap Usey
Garam Dhoodh Ka Glass Deti Hain.

Malika: Glass Sey Hee Dhoodh Pilana Tha Tou Mujhe Kioun Cast Kia?? ...

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DO YOU KNOW?

Mallika Sherawat Shalwar ke neche kiya pehnti hai? ..

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Any Idea?

Malika Sherawat shalwar ke neche chapal pehnti hai kiu k
joggers to shalwar k sath suit nai karty
Waisy ap kia soch rhy the?
NAUGHTY MIND

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Mallika Sherawat Ask To Baba Ramdev : Baba Mai Nahate Waqt Kya Lagau ?Baba : Beta Kuch Mat Lagana Sirf "KUNDI" Laga Lena

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Mallika Sherawat Ki Problem


Mallika Sherawat Badi Dukhi Si Hokar Apne Family Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli.
Mallika Sherawat: “Doctor Saab, Aajkal Bahut Thak Jati Hun, Lagta Hai Khoon Kam Ho Gaya Hai
Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Pucha: “Periods Ke Waqt Kitna Loss Hota Hai?
Mallika Sochte Hue: “Kam Se Kam 4-5 Lakh Rupaye Ka To Ho Hi Jata Hai
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Ek mandir mein buri niyat wale gayab ho jate the ,Shahrukh gaya Shahrukh gayab,
Saif gaya, Saif gayab, Aamir gaya, Aamir gayab, Mallika Sherawat gayi, Bhagwan gayab
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Salman khan aur Mallika ki shadi hojane par kis ka bill sabse kam aye ga…….???
LAUNDRY KA !
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Ek Aadmi Ki Shadi Nahi Hoti Hai To Wo Bhagwan Ki Tapsya Karta Hai,Bhagwan Ji Aate Hai Aur Puchte Hai Tujhe Kya Chahiye,Aadmi: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Kara Do.
Bhagwan: “Pagal, Uski Ek Saree 3 Lac Ki Hai, Tu Kharcha Utha Payega?
Aadmi: Koi Solution Bataiye Bhagvan?
Bhagvan: Mallika Sherawat.
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Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA &PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is notallowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
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 Mallika Sharawat Ko Ek Baar Rat Ko Sadak Pe Aate Hue Ek Chirag Mila
Usne Chirag Ko Ragda To Usmein Se Ek Jinn Nikla Aur Bola
Jinn: “Kya Hukum Hai Mere Aaqa?
Mallika Ka Itne Tagde Aur Jawan Jinn Ko Dekh Ke Muh Mein Pani Aa Gaya
Mallika: “Meri Pyaas Bujha Do

Jinn: “7up Se Ya 7inch Se
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GOLDEN WORDS BY GREAT PHILOSOPHER
MALLIKA SHERAWAT
" RAPE IS NOT A CRIME ,
ITS JUST A SURPRISE SEX "
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