Sunday, 30 December 2012

Jane jigar janeman 90 kilo tera wazan..........158212

What’s the similarity between sun and wife?
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Yehi k dono ki taraf ANKH utha k nahi dekh sakte

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Biwi-Dear tum mujhe kitna Pyar karte ho?
Pati-Me tumse itna pyar karta hu
ki tumhara jutha zaher bhi pee sakta hu

Agar yakin Na ho to aazma Lo

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 "Now I always watch my
wedding video in reverse
and
I love the end when she
takes the ring off,goes out,
jumps in the car and heads
back to her fathers
home....

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"COMPROMISING" Does Not Mean You Are Wrong And Your WIFE
Is Right,

It Only Means That The Safety Of Your HEAD
Is Much More Than Your EGO !

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Dr-Apke 3 daant kese tut Gye.
GOLU:-BV ne kadak halwa banaya tha,Wo khaya
Dr:-To halwa khane se mana kar dete
GOLU- fir to 32 ke 32 tut jate

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Jhagde K Baad..

Patni- Aaj Ke Bad Mai Tumse Baat Nahi Karungi

Pati- Kya, Tum Gungi Hone Wali Ho

Patni- Nahi, Tumhe Behra Karne Wali Hu

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 Bv:Aj Koi Shair Sunao
Pati-Abhi Ni
Bv:Sunao Na
P-lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman
90 kilo tera wazan
Tu jo gir jaye mujh pe
Mar jauga mai sanam.

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 Wife looks in mirror & says to her Husband:

"I look Horrible, Fat & Ugly. Please say something nice about me"

Husband:"ur eyesight is perfect..."

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Wife: You delivered an excellent speech.
Hubby: Thanks dear but the audience was full of fools and idiots.
Wife: Is that why you addressed them as your brothers and sisters?

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Newly married husbnd savd wife's nmbr on mobile as

"MY LIFE"



Aftr 1yr:"MY WIFE"




5yrs:"HOME"




10Yrs:"HITLER"





25Yrs: "WRONG NUMBER"!

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Height Of Shakkk:
PATI:Mai Tumhare Sath 100 Saal Rahunga Or Pyar Krunga




Biwi: Uske Baaad Kahan Moo
Marne Ka Irada He?

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Wife:
Why are you back home so early?


Husband:
At office
boss told me
"Go to Hell..." ;) :)

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 Dr. Apki bv sirf 5 Ghante ki mehman hai "i m sorry".

Husband: koi baat nahi dr.saab jb 25 saal nikal gye to 5 ghante bhi nikal hi jayenge…..

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WIFE: Tumne kabi socha h ki meri shadi kisi or se ho jaati to kya hota?

Husband: Nhi mne kabhi kisika bura nhi socha.

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SON - Dad why doesn't the Law permit us to have More than One Wife..? DAD - When you get Married Son, u will realize that the Law is on OUR Side
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