Saturday, 15 December 2012

It's my bad luck day I married you .....jokes for u...............149112

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Gubbarewala: gubbare lega aaj 1 special offer hai!

Bacha: kya hai?

Gubbarewala: 1 gubbara lo toh 1 aur gubbara free..

Bacha: hmmm.. 1 kitne ka diya?

Gubbarewala: 10 ka 1

Bacha: lekin mere paas sirf 5 rs hai..

Gubbarewala: hmmmmm...

Bacha: hmmmm???

Gubbarewala: are main soch raha hun..

Bacha: kya soch rahe ho?

Gubbarewala: yahi ki kya karu?

Bacha: aap 1 kaam karo, 10 ka 1 baloon hai, aur aaj special offer hai, iska matlab 1 baloon pe 1 baloon free.. Toh 1 baloon 5 ka hua.. Toh aap mujhe sirf 1 baloon dena..

Gubbarewala: are tu toh hoshiyaar nikla

Bacha: haa, mummy mujhe baadaam khilati hai..

Gubbarewala: hmmmm

Bacha: hmmmm

Gubbarewala: Hmmmm

Bacha: mujhe bore horaha hai main ghar jaaraha hun

Gubbarewala: gubarre nahi loge?

Bacha: are main toh bhool hi gaya

Gubbarewala: koi baat nahi bade shehro mein choti galtiya hoti rehti hai

Bacha: hmmm

Gubbarewala: hmmmm

Bacha: ye lo 5 rs

Gubbarewala: ye loh gubbaaraa

Bacha: thank you!

Gubbarewala: your welcome

Bacha: mention not

Gubbarewala: mention kya hai?

Bacha: mention matlab men-shi-yun

Gubbarewala: ooooooooooh!

Bacha: yeaahhhhh..

Gubbarewala: tu toh hosiyaar hai..

Bacha: hmmm.. Thank u

Gubbarewala: welcome

Bacha: mention not..

Gubbarewala: hmmm

Bacha: wwwwH

Gubbarewala: abh "wwwwH" kya hai??

Bacha: are "wwwwH ko upside down padege toh Hmmm hota hai

Gubbarewala: ooooooooooh!

Bacha: yeaahhhhh..

Gubbarewala: mast be

Bacha: yeaahhhhh..

Gubbarewala: wwwwH

Bacha: wwwwwH

Gubbarewala: wwwwwH

Bacha: chal bore mat kar main kal aaunga...

Gubbarewala: okay

Bacha: kk

Gubbarewala: K+K = kk

Bacha: tum ko maths aata hai?

Gubbarewala: haaa

Bacha: coool

Gubbarewala: thank u

Bacha: chal bore mat kar nikal raha hun

Gubbarewala: bye

Bacha: tata

Gubbarewala: tum ghar gaye thay waapis kyun aaye?

Bacha: ye tune fata hua baloon diya.

Gubbarewala : Mutual Funds are subject to market risk Please read the offer document carefully before investing.

Bacha: hmmm

Gubbarewala : Hmmmm

Baccha: gubbare kaise diye?

Gubbarewala: phulake..

Bachha: oh hmm
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Bas khatam ho gaya.. Hehe :-P :-P
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Wife :

It's my bad luck day I married you !

Otherwise

Lots of Smart Boys were interested in me :

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Husband :

Of course

they Must Be Smart :

thats whY they Escaped from You
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ठलुआ ने दुकानदार से कहा ..
जरा माचिस देना.....,
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दुकानदार ने लाइटर उठा के दे दिया..
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ठलुआ गुस्से में..
पागल साले, लाइटर से कोई कान खुजाता है ....:O:P :D :D
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मोरल:- मोरल वोरल कुछ नहीं ठलुआ को कोई जानने वाला दिख गया...

और वैसे भी हर माचिस मांगने वाला स्मोकर नहीं होता...
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कुछ भूतों की वजह से भी माचिस जेब में रखते हैं.. :-P
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एक पुस्तक व्यापारी कुछ किताबें खरीदने हेतु एक सप्ताह के लिए लखनऊ गया। उसे लखनऊ में ऊँची चीज मिल गई और उसका दिल वहीं रह गया। जब कई दिन फालतू लग गए तो उसने अपनी पत्नी को तार दिया- 'अभी खरीददारी जारी है अगले सप्ताह हम...।'

पत्नी पति को जानती थी। वह तुरंत समझ गई।

उसने वापसी में तार भेजा- तुरंत लौट आओ...! यदि कल शाम तक वापसी नहीं हुई तो वही बेचना शुरू कर दूँगी जो तुम खरीद रहे हो।
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Ek operation k baad patient bola:
'doctor sahab Kya ab mai ap logo se mukt hun?'

Beta doctor to neeche reh gaye, mai to chitrgupt hun..
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2 Judwa Bachche...
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1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha...
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2nd Udaas tha...
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Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho...
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Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein...
dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha :
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Chicken story (mind blowing climax):
A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old
cock.
As he feels that the old cock could no longer
handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought
one young cock from the market.
Old cock to Young cock:
"Welcome to join me, we will work together
towards productivity.
Young cock: What you mean? As far as I
know, you are old & should be retired.
Old cock : Young boy, there are 25 hens
here, can't I help you with some?
Young cock: No! Not even one, all of them
will be mine.
Old cock: In this case, I shall challenge you
to a competition & if I win you shall allow
me to have one hen & if I lose you will have
all.
Young cock: OK. What kind of competition?
Old cock: 50 meters run. From here to that
tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me
to start off the first 10 meters.
Young cock: No problem ! We will compete
tomorrow morning.
Confidently, the following morning, the
Young cock allows the Old cock to start off &
when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters
mark the Young cock chases him with all his
might.
Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock
back in a matter of seconds.
Suddenly, Bang.....!
Before he could overtake the old cock, he
was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed,
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"Hell!!!!
This is the fifth GAY cock I've bought this
week." ?
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