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Monday, 24 December 2012

हिंदी मजेदार जोक्स चुटकुले .............I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!.......155412

हिंदी मजेदार जोक्स चुटकुले 
Santa to banta- i am going 2 sleep. Ka kya matab hota hai?
Banta- mai sone ja raha hu ,
Santa- Aise nahi sone dunga , Phele matlab bata
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पप्पू प्रपोज करते हुए-"I Love U"

लडकी- तमीज से बात करो.....
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पप्पू- ओम मँगलम भगवान विष्णु With Due Respect I Beg To Say That "I Love U" देवी जी Offer ग्रहण करेँ.......:P :D
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संता : चुपके से नर्क से स्वर्ग में घुस गया, देवताओं ने पकड़कर खूब मारा |
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मार खाने के बाद वह उठा और बोला - तुम्हारी इन्हीं हरकतों के कारण कोई स्वर्ग नहीं आता |
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Yaaro year  khatam hone me thode Din baki hai,
koi Galti, Gustakhi, khata ho gyi ho to,

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Maafi mang lena mai aaj achhe mood main hu.
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Snta: Dr sab hmara bacha ne chabi kha liya h
Dr:Kb?
Snta: 3 mah phle
Dr;Tum 3 mah se kya kr rhe the
Snta:Duplicate chabi use Kar Rha tha
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Mariz-"Dr.saab Mere Paas Paise Nahi He,

Aap Mera Ilaaj Kar De To

Kbhi Apke Kaam Aaunga

Dr-"Kya Kaam Karte Ho?
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Mariz-"Qabar Khodata Hu" :-D :-D
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बंता : ओ संता ये क्या हुआ ?
माथे पर सुजन , होठो से खून बह रहा है , शरीर पर नाख़ून नोचने के निशान ?
कपडे फटे हुए ?
बाल बिखरे हुए ?
चलो यार में तुम्हे घर छोड़ दूं.
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संता : खबरदार ...... में घर से ही आया हूँ ।
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पति (पत्नी): तुम्हें पता है अभी-अभी एक रिसर्च हुई है जिसके अनुसार ज्यादा बोलने से उम्र काफी कम हो जाती है.

पत्नी: अब तुम्हें पता चला कि मेरी 45 से घटकर 25 कैसे हो गई !!!
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चिंटू : दीदी रो क्यूं रही है ?

मां : वह ससुराल जा रही है.

चिंटू : मुझे लगा उसे स्कूल भेज रहे हैं.
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A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him Rs.10 and that Continues for a year.
Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 7.50
"Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing."
A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5.
"What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor.
"First you give me Rs. 10 every day, then Rs. 7,50 and now only Rs. 5. What's the problem?"
"Well," the man says, "last year my eldest son went to university. It's very expensive, so I had to cut costs.
This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further."

"And how many children do you have?" the beggar asks.

"Four," the man replies.
"Well," says the beggar, "I hope you don't plan to educate them all at my expense
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CEO after taking interview - congrats mr.santa, u r selected. Ur 1st year salary is Rs 60,000 & next year it will be 1 lakh.

Santa - ok sir ! Thank u, i'll join next year :D
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Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..
Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"
Smart Sardar Replied: "No!
35 Children R More than Enough!!"
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And in the end  a mind blowing joke---
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Lalchi Father bete se-
Fathr:Agr sasural wale
scoter de to car,
shop de to ghar,
cooler de to AC, mangna.
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Son-Agar beti de to maa mang lu tere liye buddhe
 
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