Tuesday, 11 December 2012

Ek Sundar Ladki Ka Apne Pati Se Agreement Tha Ki Daily.............146812

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Very dirty jokes- Handle with care

Pati-Me tang aa gya hu
Tum roz
MERA ghar
MERI car
MERA baccha MERA-MERA hi krti ho Kbi HAMARA b kaha karo
Ab almari me kya khoj rhi ho?
wife-HAMARA paticote:-

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Ladki Ne Sach Bol Hi Diya..

Dosto Aaj Ke Time Mein Sach Bolne Wali Ladkiya Bahut Hi Kam Hoti Hai, Khas Kar Apne Affairs Ke Bare Mein Batane Wali.

Par Aaj Ka Ye Kissa Ek Aisi Ladki Ka Hai Jisne Bina Kuch Soche Samjhe Esi Baat Bol Di Jo Shayad Koi Bhi Ladki Na Bol Sakti Ho.

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Hamare Ek Dost BAbu Ne Ek Ladki Fasayi Aur Kafi Time Dates Pe Jane Ke Baad Akhir Usko Ek Din Rat Ko Sex Karne Ke Liye

Mana Hi Liya.
Hotel Ke Room Mein Jab Vo CONDOM laga ke Ladki Ke Sath Sex Karne Lagta Hai To Ladki Bolti Hai.

Ladki: “Condom Ke Bina Karo Na”

BAbu: “Nahi Nahi, Agar Mujhe AIDS Ho Gaya To?”

Ladki Bindas Hoke Boli: “Arre Pagal Gabrao Mat Nahi Hoga, Baki Sab To Condom Pahan Ke Hi Karte Hai Na“
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Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ko Ape Ek Dost Ke Sath Sote Dekh Liya.

Usne Aav Dekha Na Taav Bandook Uthayi Aur Dost Ko Goli Maar Di.

Biwi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Mein Aake Boli.

Biwi: “Tum Apne Gusse Pe Kaabu Rakho, Warna Ek Din Apne Sare Dosto Se Haath Dho Bethoge“
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Santa Apni Biwi Ko Sex Mein Santushti Dene Mein Asmarth Tha.

Ek Din Tang Aakar Usne Apne Dost Banta Se Salaah Li.

Usi Raat Santa Ne Apni Biwi Se Sex Karte Hue Puchha..

Santa: “Darling, Aaj Tumhe Kuch Fark Lag Raha Hai?”

Biwi Khush Hote Hue: “Haan Janu, Aaj Tum Bilkul Banta Ki Tarah Kar Rahe Ho“
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LADY...Jewelry shop me aik "Heerey ki Ring" dekhne k liye jhuki to unka Pad nikal gya,

Lady ne shrmindgi se idar udar dekha toh usky peechy SALESMAN khada tha

SalesMan, nehayat professional andaz

GOOD DAY MAM, how may i help u

Lady, Ye smajhte huay k isne Pad nhe suna:


Ye khobsurt RING kitne ki he?
SalesMan:
Mam, agr RING sirf dekhne se apka PAAD nikal sakta he,
to me apse shrt lagata hun k mene is ki kimat bata di to apki TAtti nikal jayegi .!
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Ek Sundar Ladki Ka Apne Pati Se Agreement Tha Ki Daily 10 Baar Sex Karega,
Samaye Ke Saath Ye Kam Hota Gaya, Aur Kewal Ek Baar Par Pahunch Gaya,
Ladki Ne Talaq Ka Muqadma Dayar Kar Diya,
Judge Sahab Ne Ladki Ko Apna Paksh Rakhne Ko Bola,
Ladki Ne Dono Hath Ki 10 Ungliyaan Utha Kar Boli: “Pehle Qarar Yun Tha”
Judge Sahab Bole: “Phir”
Ladki 1 Ungli Utha Kar Boli: “Ab Qarar Yun Hai”
Judge Ne Aadmi Se

Apna Paksh Rakhne Ko Bola,
Pati 2 Ungliyon Mein Thoda Gap Kar Ke Bola: “Huzoor Pehle Darar (!) Yun Thi”
Judge Sahab: “Phir Kya Hua?”
Pati Bola: “Huzoor Ab Darar ( ! ) Yun Hai”
Judge Sahab Ne Faisla Sunaya: “Jab Darar Hi Kharab Ho Gayi To Qarar Lagu Nahi Ho Sakta, Case Radd Kiya Jata hai,,,
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Ladke wale: Hamko Ladki Pasand He,
Shadi Kab Karni He ?
Kadki wale : Abhi to Ladki study kar rahi hai,
Ladke wale:Ha to hamara ladka konsa chhota he jo kitab fad dega..
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