Sunday, 30 December 2012

CID episode of Gubbarewala and bachha.......... 158112

Well the much awaited CID episode of Bachha and Gubbarewala is here: . . CID : gubbarewala episode (Daya introducs to the story) {kya kabhi kisi ki gubbare se maut ho sakti hai ? jee haan!! usi gubbare se jise dekh kar har baccha khush ho jaata hai....chaliye dekhte hain kaise isne ek bacche ki jaan lee..} ************************
 (breaking news on India tv) : MUMBAI me ek bacche ki Gubbare Phootne se Maut !!! _____________________
 (cid Office)
Daya (his phone rings) : Kya ? Kaise ?? Accha ruko abhi hum pahunchte hain.
 Daya(to others) : ek flat me 1 bacche ki maut ho gayi hai. wo ghar me akela tha , uski maa use gubbare dila ke pass wale market me gayi thee.
 ACP (applying fleming's right hand rule) : O My Gawdd ! Ye kaise ho gya ? kuch na kuch to gadbad hai daya! pata lagao ye hua to hua kaise.?? ( ACP pradyuman,Abhijeet,Vivek rides on their 14 years old - grand Qualis)
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 ACP : peeche hatiye !! hum CID se aaaye hain ! (after enquiring with different people present their,and finally enquiring to the gatekeeper)

 Gatekeeper : sir jab main bahar kisi kaam se gya tha tab hi ek gubbare wala chup chaap yahan ghus aaya tha... jab main wapas aaya to wo peeche ke gate se bhaag raha tha.

 (Dr. Salukya's phone rings ) Dr. Salukya : BOSS ! 1 Solid khabar hai ! ACP : kya ? kya hua ?

 Salukya : us bacche ki maut kisi aaise waise kaaran se nai hui hai !us bacche ki maut hasne ke kaaran hui hai hai !

 ACP : kya hasne ke kaaran ??

 Salukya : haan boss ! isko acute laughing terminology kehte hain ! agar koi laughing gas ka overdose le le to ye ho jaati hai !

 ACP : o My gawdd !!! ACP ( to others ) : ab maut ka sahi kaaran to wo gubbare wala hi btayega. Abhijeet pata lagao ki wo gubbare wala tha kaun ?
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(after 2 hours of investigation in the whole city) Abhijeet ( at gubbarewala's and the famous kid's house) : Darwaja kholo ! nai to hum darwaja tod denge

 Vivek ( whispering in Abhijeet's ears) : sir aaj aapko khud hi todna hoga darwaja. Daya sir ko bas introduction dene ke pasie mile the.

 Abhijeet : kk Vivek :hmmm . (after struggling , THE famous Gubbarewala And The Kid Opens the door ) 

Abhijeet : hum Cid se aaye hain.tum 1 khooni ho . Tumne ek bache ki jaan lee hai. Child : hmmm. 

Gubbarewala : nai sir maine koi khoon nai kiya hai . main to bas is bacche ke saath gubbare bechte bechte time pass karta hoon. 

Child : ye time pass to biscuit hota hai . aap wo bhi bechte hain ? mujhe bhi chaiye :D

 VIvek : chup ho jao bacche Child : kkk gubbarewala : hmmm Vivek : tumne wo khoon kaise kiya? 

Gubbarewala : maine khoon nai kiya hai sir. main bekassor hoon. (abhijeet slaps him; at CID headquater) 

GUbbarewala : haan maine hi khoon kiya tha . main gubbare me oxygen bharne ke liye oxygen cylinder lene gaya tha , lekin us ladke ne sara oxygen inhal kar liya aur mujhe carbon di oxide dediya . Isile maine us ladkey se badla liya.

 Child : solid hai boss ! aapne to eint ka jawab pathar se diya .

 Gubbarewala : hmmm. ACP : kya tumne use sirf oxygen ke kaaran maara. tum ek mujrim ho. tumne ye kiya kaise ?

 Gubbarewala : maine use ek ballon me laughing gas aur chloroform mila ke khelne diya.. jaise hi gubbara phoota wo hanste hanste mar gaya .

 Child : kya innovative soch hai ... gud Gubbare wala : thanx bhai Child : hmmm 

ACP : tum 1 khooni ho. tumne 1 bacche ki jaan lee hai. Ab to tumhe phaansi hogi ! phaansi ! Gubbarewala : huh .


 Child : hmmm
 Abhijeet : hmmm
 VIvek : hmmm
 ACP : HMMM. 

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Gubbarewala (to baccha) :- aagyaa...aaj kiske liye gubbare lega... Bachha :- Kiss ke liye nahi bacchi ke liye lene aaya hu...:P gubbarewala :- Shuru ho gaya aate hi ?? Kabhi toh Tym aur jagah dekha kar...bahut kharab tym chal raha hai mera.. Baccha :- toh use rukne ko bol...apne aap theek ho jaayega..:P gubbarewala :- ghadi nahi hai mere pass...le lu kya?? usse sab thek hoga? Baccha :-obviously..ghadi detergent.. Pehle istemal karein fir vishwas karein :P Gubbarewala:- Chup kar.. aur koi Ghadi dilwa de na,,,Second hand bhi chalegi.. Baccha :- Sirf Second hand leke kya karega,,minute aur hour hand bhi zaruri hai..uske bina time nahi dekh payega.. gubbarewala :- Aree bhaag yaha se warna maar maar ke keema bana dunga Baccha :- Main kisi "ki-ma' kaise ban sakta hu...mard hu..gubbarewala nahi..:P Gubbarewala :- Hmmm..bhutanika.. :P :P 


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Gubbarewala: Gubbare lelo gubbare..!! Baccha: Chal aaj kisi hotel mein khaana khaate hai..!! Bohot bhook lagi hai..!! Gubbarewala: Chal thik hai..!! Aaj acche khaase paise bhi kamaye hai mene..!! :D -----------------------------------------

-----------------------*At the hotel* Waiter : Sir Order? Baccha: Oye tu Judge hai kya..Sabko Order Order karta rehta hai? xD Waiter : Sir mera matlab hai.. Kya khaoge? Gubbarewala: Sarso ka saag aur Makki ki roti..!! Baccha: Abey makki ki hi kyu? Macchar ki kha le.. xD -----------------------------------------
--------------------------*After dinner* Waiter: Sir Desert mein kya lena chahoge? Baccha: Mere liye Rajhasthaan le aa..!! xD Gubbarewala: Abey khaana khake pait nahi bhara jo ab dimaag bhi kha raha hai? :/ Waiter jao bill le aao..!! Baccha: Abey bill ka kya karega? Chuha hai kya jo Bill maang raha hai? xD ---------------------------------
---------------------------------*After paying the Bill* Waiter: Tip? Baccha: Tip barsa paani.. paani ne aag lagayi..Aag agi dil mein toh..dil ko teri yaad aayi..! xD Gubbarewala & Waiter: Hmmm..Salaa bhutiya..!!
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