Tuesday, 25 December 2012

Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID wali shayari banata kaun hai?.....Top CID JOKES...........156012

Once again Khatarnak CID PJ's back:

1. Strepsils khaoge toh dur hogi khasi

acp pradyuman bole
"tumhe toh ab hogi phansi"

2. Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega

ACP bole,
"ABHIJIT,
MUJHE LAGTA HAI ye AISE NAHI MANEGA".

3. Apne hame dekha to ham sharmae

daya pakdo use,
Vo bhag na pae.

4. Dil diya hai,
pyar kiya hai

Acp pradhyumn kehta hai
"ho na ho abhijeet khoon watchman ne hi kiya hai"

5. Aajkal CID ki shayari ka keher hai

Dr.Salunke ne kaha "Maut ka karan zeher hai"
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Na jaane kal kya bayaan honge,
Foolon k gulshan ya fir soone shamshaan honge!!


Iss ghar ka chappa chappa chaan maaro Daya, 

yahaan zarur kaatil ki ungliyon k nishaan honge!!!
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Jindagi mein agey badne se yun na daro….



Jindagi mein agey badne se yun na daro….













Daya jaldi se us gadi ka peecha karooo....

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Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony.

Gaur farmayiga…

Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony.

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Janane k liye dekhiye CID, only on Sony… 

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[arz kiya hai......]

ACP bola (looking at the dead body)..OH MY GOD!!! sirf do sau rupaye ke liye is gareeb ko kaun marwayega...

[Gaur farmayiega]….

ACP bola .. OH MY GOD!!! sirf do sau rupaye ke liye is gareeb ko kaun marwayega...



Dr Salunkhe bola (looking at the dead body with his high-tech gadget)..... kaatil kaun hai..ab humein yahi batayega!!

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Tumhare pyar me hume nind nahi aati

Tumhare pyar me hume nind nahi aati.

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Daya do thappad na laga de tab tak mujhrimo ko akal nahi aati....

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tumhari ek nazar ko hum taras gye..

tumhari ek nazar ko hum taras gye..

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Arey akhir aaj CID wale kahan marr gye..:P

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Zindagi badi Udaaas hai

Zindagi badi Udaaas hai



Daya ne hai bahut kaam kiya

Ab Usko lagi zoron ki Pyaas hai

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Gaur farmaayiyega:

Rakhi ka swyambar toota.. jaa kar usko jod do..

Rakhi ka swyambar toota.. jaa kar usko jod do..



Daya.. Jara ye darwaaza to tod do :D

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Agar tyre ghumega, toh gaadi bhi zarur hilegi,
Agar tyre ghumega, toh gaadi bhi zarur hilegi,
ACP Pradyuman ne kaha tumne khun kiya hai, saza toh tumhe zarur milegi.

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CID dekhne ka alag hi ehsaas hai...
(wah wah) irshad
CID dekhne ka alag hi ehsaas hai...
Daya, kaatil yahi kahi aas paas hai

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Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se haq tha,
Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se haq tha,
ACP bola ‘Mujhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha…’

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Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro,
Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro,
ACP bola “Fredricks ghar ka kona kona chaan maro…”

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Fredricks ke sar pe 50,000 ka loan hai...
Fredricks ke sar pe 50,000 ka loan hai...
Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID wali shayari banata kaun hai?

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Fedrick bola "Sir, Door kisi pahaad par mera gaav hai …"
"Sir, Door kisi pahaad par mera gaav hai …"


Aur Is laash ka na to haath aur na koi paav hai...

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Poori team CID ki deti hai ek bada sa NOD,

Poori team CID ki deti hai ek bada sa NOD,

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Jab bhi ACP Pradyuman ungli ghuma ke kehta hai…

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!

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Fedrick bola "Sir ladki badi rangeen hai"

Gaur farmaaiye, fedrick bola “Sir ladki badi rangeen hai”



ACP Pradhuman bola



fedrick, ladki to rangeen hai par maamla bada sangeen hai

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Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath kohi geet...
Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath kohi geet...
Wah Wah Wah Wah...
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ACP Pradyuman bole :Kuch toh gadbad hai...Abhijeet!!!"

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Agar ungliyaan hilao toh haat bhi hilega



Agar ungliyaan hilao toh haat bhi hilega



*Wah Wah Wah Wah*





Daya, Abhijeet Pata Lagao, Koi na koi suraag toh jaroor milega!!! 

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Niche hain dharti…upar aakaash hain,



Dekihye zara



Niche hain dharti…upar aakaash hain,





















Dicky Kholke bola ACP,

“Oh god, Yahaan pe toh laash hain”

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Thandi ke din aa gaaye … aa Gayyyii Sardii aur Khaasiiii



Thandi ke din aa gaaye … aa Gayyyii Sardii aur Khaasiiii



Wah Wah …

Wah Wah …



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ACP Pradyuman Kahee



Aab Jail mein Saado … Tumhe to Phaanssi Hogi … Phansiiii

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Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye ….



Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye ….














“Daya, hamein uss jagah par wapas jaanaa chahiye … “ 

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 Na talwar ki dhar se , na bandook ki bauchhar se,



Wah waaah,



Na talwar ki dhar se , na bandook ki bauchhar se,

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Criminal darta hai to sirf ACP Pradyuman ki mar se.

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5 rupaye ka ek samosa, 10 rupaye ke do…

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Gaur farmaiye…

5 rupaye ka ek samosa, 10 rupaye ke do…

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Abhijeet kuch to gadbad hai, Daya darwaza tod do….

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Apni mehenat ka pasina is tarah se na pochooo…

Waha wah…!!!







Apni mehenat ka pasina is tarah se na pochooo…

Waha wah…!!!







A.C.P. Pradyuman ne kaha “Socho Daya Sochoo…” 

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Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or 
khansi hi hogi 
Jara gor farmayega
Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or 
khansi hi hogi
ACP says: 2-2 murder kiye hain tumhe
to fansi hi hogi 
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 Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara saala hai
Wah Wah
Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara sala hai
Daya says: Abhijeet mujhe to lagta 
jaroor daal mein kuch kala hai
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* cricket se pehle karte hain toss,


cricket se pehle krte hain toss.....


Salunkhe says 'its' complicated, boss'
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 Ye haseen vaadiyan,
aur khula khula akaash.!



Ye haseen vaadiyan,

Aur khula khula akaash...




MY GOD Abhijit!



Ek aur laash!
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LADY: Rahul mera bhai tha!
DAYA:Kya rahul tumhara bhai tha??
LADY: Ha Rahul mere bhai tha
ACP: Rahul sach me tumhara bhai tha?
Lady: Ha sir...wo mera bhai tha...
Abhijeet: My god! iska matlab... Tum rahul ki behen ho..:O
Fredricks: Sir sir. iska matlab ye dono bhai behen hai.....:-D :-D
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Jaise har Darwaze ke liye Daya hota 


hai,

 
CID mai har ek character zaruri hota



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Koi bina karan baat baat pe ungliyaa 



ghumaye(ACP)

 
Koi baar baar thok thok ke darwaza 



udaaye,(DAYA)

 
Koi show mai sirf comedy ke liye hota


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Waise CID mai har ek character chalu 



hota hai-2

Koi lab coat pehen ke bak bak 



kare(salunkhe)

 
Koi har second mai memory lose 



kare(abhijeet)

 
Koi sirf fashion karne ke liye hota 



hai(tarika)

 
Waise har ek character zaroori hota



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 Some interesting CID facts
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1. Daya has the world record of 


breaking most number of doors.

2. C.I.D bureau has 1 toyota qualis



 since last 11 years...



3. In entire 20 storeyed building of 


C.I.D only 7 people works.

4. There is no POLICE,,C.I.D handles



 every case.

 

5. Accused person accepts his crime 


only after getting slap from Daya on 


face.

6. None of them ever got married.

7. None of them ever got promotion, 


 


 


not even ACP.

8. Salunke just presses CONTROL &


 


 


 ALT, & gets Finger prints tested.

9. people remember a person they just 


 


 


saw once & give exact sketch.

10.End of episode, all criminals get 


 


Fassi.

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