Smile Please !! Here I am with my Hindi Jokes and Chutkule. हिंदी चुटकुले और कार्टून्स
Monday, 24 December 2012
A Lesson for Every Salaried Person...............154912
A Lesson for Every Salaried Person
A shopkeeper watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a
dog coming inside the shop, He shoos him away. But later, the dog is
back inside again. So he goes over to the dog and notices that it has a
note in its mouth. He takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12 soaps
and a shampoo bottle, please. The money is with the dog." The shopkeeper
looks inside the dogs mouth and to his surprise there is a 500 rupees
note in his mouth. So he takes the money and puts the soap, shampoo and
change in a bag, and then places it in the dogs mouth.
shopkeeper is so impressed, and since it is the closing time, he decides
to follow the dog. The dog is walking down the street, when it comes to
the zebra crossing, he waits till the signal turns green. He walks
across the road till the bus stop. He waits on the stop and looks up
the timetable for the bus. The shopkeeper is totally out of his mind as
the dog gets into the bus and sits on a vacant seat. The shopkeeper
follow the dog. The dog waits for the conductor to come to his seat. He
gives the change to the conductor and shows him the neck belt to keep
the ticket. The shopkeeper is almost fainting at this sight and so are
the other people in the bus.
The dog then moves to the front
exit of the door and waits for the bus stop to arrive, looking outside.
As soon as the stop is in sight he wags his tail to inform the driver to
stop. Then not even waiting for the bus stop to arrive the dog jumps
out and runs to the house nearby. It opens an big iron gate and rushes
towards the door. As it approaches the door, he changes his mind and
walks towards the garden. The dog walks up to the window and beats his
head several times on the window. It then walks back to the door and
waits. The shopkeeper maintaining his senses walks up to the door and
watched a big guy open the door.
The guy starts beating,
kicking and abusing the dog. The shopkeeper is surprised and runs to
stop the guy. The shopkeeper questions the guy "What in the heaven are
you doing? The dog is a genius he could be famous in life."
The guy responds "You call this clever? This is the 3rd time in this week that the dog has forgotten the door keys."
The moral of the story: "You may continue to exceed onlookers
expectations, but will always fall short of the boss' expectation"
•The salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your
taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
•Isaac's Strange rule of staleness: Any food that starts out hard will
soften when stale. And food that starts out soft will harden when stale.
•Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go
unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the