Friday, 28 December 2012

रेगिस्तान और रेपिस्तान में एक अंतर व एक समानता बताओ?............157512

टीचर: अगर तुम एक जंगल में हो और वहां शेर आ जाए तो तुम क्या करोगे?

लड़का: सर मैं पेड़ पर चढ़ जाऊंगा.

टीचर: अगर वह वहां भी आ जाए तो?

लड़का: तो मैं पानी में कूद जाऊंगा?

टीचर: और अगर वह पानी में ही आ जाए तो?

लड़का: उस्ताद जी, पहले आप यह बताओ कि शेर क्या आपका रिश्तेदार है जो आप उसकी साइड लिए जा रहे हो.
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मैंने पूछा भगवान से

नींद नहीं आती रात को,

चैन नहीं आता दिन को,

क्या यही प्यार है

भगवान ने भी मुस्कुरा कर जवाब दिया

नहीं रे पागल,आगरा  की सर्दी से सभी का यही हाल है…!!!
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WIFE(seeing stars)- Btao

wo konc Chiz h jo tum Roz Dekh Skte hopr Tod nhi skte?

HUSBAND- Mai nhi btaunga.

WIFE- Bolo na plz.

HUBY- Tera MUH.. xD
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Customer: “I’ve been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can’t get through to enquiries , can you help?”.
Operator: “Where did you get that number from , sir?”.
Customer: “It was on the door to the Travel Centre”.
Operator: “Sir , they are our opening hours”.
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A man came home from work and found his 5 children outside, still in
their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers
strewn around garden, The door of his wife's car was open, as was the
front door to the house and no
sign of the dog, walking in the door, he found ...an even bigger mess.
A lamp had been knocked over, the throw rug was against one wall, In
the front room the TV was on loudly with the cartoon channel, the
family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the
kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the
counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the
floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand
was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping
over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was
worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He
was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the
bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap
and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a
heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he
rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in
her pajamas, reading a novel... She looked up at him, smiled and asked
how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What
happened here today?' She again smiled and answered, 'You know every
day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world do I
do all day?...
''Yes," was his incredulous reply..
She answered, 'Well, today I really didn't do anything....
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..........FUN TIME ..............

Athisa
Aisa
Athea
Awaya
Atoa
Asaya
Ayoua
Ahappya
Anewa
Ayeara
Aina
Aadvancea
Aina
Aaa
Anewa
Astylea.

Agar samajh nhi aaya to pahla "A" & last "a"nikal k padhna.
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सामान्य ज्ञान की कक्षा में--

अध्यापकः- रेगिस्तान और रेपिस्तान में एक अंतर व एक समानता बताओ?
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छात्र:- श्रीमान, अंतर तो ये है कि 'रेगिस्तान' भारत के राजस्थान राज्य में स्थित है तथा 'रेपिस्तान' दिल्ली राज्य में...

अध्यापकः- शाबास
और समानता क्या है ?

छात्र:- दोनों जगह कांग्रेस की सरकार है....
 
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