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Monday, 31 December 2012

1 Admi ne Apni BV Ko 1 Cycle k Badle Sale kr Dia.................158612

Wife : Agar Main Mountain Everest Pe Chadhun Toh Aap Mujhe Kya Doge ?




Husband : Pagli, Isme Pucchne Wali Kya Baat Hai..


"DHAKKAA !"

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Bivi ne pati ke gale main bahein dalker kaha- Kaisi lag rahi hun main?
pati- bulkul vaisi jaise bhagwan shanker ke gale me nagin latkati ho....

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 A woman ws kidnapped...
The kidnaper sent a piece of her finger to her husbnd n demanded money...
Husbnd replied- I want more proof
MUNDI BHEJO MUNDI ;-)

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A Man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary & his wife did not speak to him for 3 months!

Was the necklace fake?

No,that was the Deal.

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 Wonderful saying:Marriages may be made in "heaven".But..The maintainance charges have to be paid on "Earth"!
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aadmi jyotish se

meri shaadi q nahi ho rahi..?

jyotish:

ab qudrat ne teri qismat mein dukh nahi likhy to mein kiya karun...

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 Biwi ney apney shohar ko khoob maara .

Shohar rota aur aahain bharta hua keh raha tha:

jo bhi karwa raha hai
America karwa raha hai....

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 "In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."
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1 aurat ne Akhbar Me Prha k 1 Admi ne Apni BV Ko 1 Cycle k Badle Sale kr Dia

BV: Tum to Aisa Nhi Karoge Na?

Husband: Main to CAR Se Kam Baat Bhi Nhi Kron Ga !

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Biwi: Sunien,shakeela k husband usse bohot pyar karte hain,Subha pyar,Shaam pyar,Tum itna pyar kab karo ge?Miyan:arey wo choray to mujhe moqa milay na.
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What Is The Next Thing

A Man Should Do After

Winning An

Argument With His Wife ?
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Apologise !!!;)

 

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 Wife:Agar mein koh gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Mein akhbar mein ad don ga
JAHAN RAHO KHUSH RAHO.

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Pati-Malum Hota Hai Ki Daraaz Me Koi Khane Ki Chiz Hai..


Patni-Aap Ne








Bilkul Sahi Andaza Lagaya Is Me Mere Sendal Hai.

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 A FAITHFUL husband is one who.....
Always thinks of his wife while sleeping with other Women.

Rather than thinking of other women while sleeping wtih his Wife.

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 chintu:Papa what's the difference between mother's tears & wife's tears ?
father : Mother's tears affect ur HEART & wife's tears affect ur POCKET

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Hsbnd: (in romantic mood):Tum meri zindgi ho....
Wife: aur kaho achcha lag raha hai....



Hsbnd: aur LANAT hai aisi zindagi pe.....

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patni-agar me ghum ho jau to tum kya karoge....
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>) (>
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pati- Its the time to disco.
kaun dhundega tujhko, kabhi na mile tu mujhko...
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